Had my call with the CEO and a load of execs, had to take it from a park around the back of the Tate gallery as there was nowhere quiet and private enough.

Got roasted but fucking smashed it. CEO thanked me profusely for turning around a $10m shit show.

The fucker who caused all the drama tried to attribute some of the success to someone on their team who had absolutely nothing to do with it. I let that shit slide, for today. Record will get set straight, served ice cold, corporate climbing motherfucker.

Christmas isn't cancelled ✊

I see that Fernando Pereira is donating to OpenReview (with a public announcement) because he apparently cares about "open science" or "open research" or some such. That's news to me.

He is the Google VP who wrote a condescending, bizarre, what was meant to be anonymous, "privileged and confidential" letter which was then sent to the HR department, instructing me and my coauthors to retract our Stochastic Parrots paper.