Another Brexit fiasco.... British cheeses failed to get to the World Cheese Awards in Portugal as they failed to clear customs in time (now being from a non-EU country).

In the scale of the disasters of Brexit its not going to to be a big thing (although it will be for the frustrated cheese makers), but is emblematic of how myopic the Brexiters were about the impact of their successful plan to leave Europe....

#brexit #cheese #food

theguardian.com/food/2024/nov/…

UK cheeses miss out on international prize after getting stuck in customs

At the World Cheese Awards in Portugal, British entries were conspicuous by their absence after failing to clear import controls

^{Tomé Morrissy-Swan (The Guardian)}

I've reached the end of my first full week of using a terminal-only interface for my personal computing in 2024.

It has been quite a week.

I've had to pick up git, which is a whole new learning curve for me, and my knowledge of tmux has increased rapidly too.

But, in terms of getting done what I actually wanted to do? It has been absolutely fine... right up until the point when it was not, and then I struggled.

I'm writing notes as I go, for a future blogpost.

#Linux #FOSS #terminal

Hardcoded shortcuts in #LibreOffice are still a joke in 2024:

- F1 still cannot be modified. (I hate you so much for this.)
- Ctrl-P is Print, except editing shortcuts shows it's not actually bound to anything. Lulz?

Thankfully at least one can modify Ctrl-P to do something actually useful, like Export Directly as PDF.

But then… the Print tooltip still mentions Ctrl-P, the Export Directly as PDF doesn't.

A restart later, both tooltips mention Ctrl-P.

Lulz!

Super nice #macOS related fixes upcoming in #LibreOffice💪❤️
macOS dictation had a problem where dictated text would only show, once you make a pause speaking. That was inconvenient as it is much easier to gather your thoughts when spoken text appears immediately.

Another issue that has been ongoing for many many years was, that when you scrolled the sheet in calc and while scrolling was still ongoing pressed cmd for some operation, the zoom level would change. This extremely annoying behavior is no longer.

Both fixes done by #PatrickLuby of #NeoOffice - we should all thank him!

Will take some time for those to trickly down into stable, but 25.2 will bring those fixes for sure.

dictation: bugs.documentfoundation.org/show_bug.cgi?id=163764calc scroll: bugs.documentfoundation.org/show_bug.cgi?id=151423
@libreoffice

Je to rebel! 🤣

#humor

@Tusky i love you, but you have to stop throwing away drafts when reopening the app.

Several times a month I lose my posts while switching been apps to copy text snippets and so on. It doesn't happen all the time, which is super frustrating. I convince myself it's okay, probably was just user error, it's stopped now, and then 💣🕳️

i can't do this anymore, sorry

📢 Oznámení o plánované údržbě
Dne 29. 11. 2024 od 8:00 do 11:00 proběhne přesun naší Mastodon instance na nový server.

Během této doby nebude instance dostupná.

Děkujeme za pochopení a trpělivost! Pokud máte jakékoli dotazy, neváhejte nás kontaktovat.

These Zen masters wish you a happy Monday. Deal with it.

#MondayMotivaton #mondaythoughts #monday #humor #humour

Tohle nejspíš všichni znáte, ale opakování je matka moudrosti.

Na pouličních lampách jsou štítky s unikátními čísly. Ty slouží k jednoduché, rychlé a přesné identifikaci místa, kde stojí lampa.

To se hodí např. při komunikaci s záchranáři.

Reminder to everyone: Mastodon counts all links as 23 characters. Even if you use a link shortener.

If you use a shortener, all you do is obscure the link's destination (and make the link dependent on that shortening service). Many of us will avoid clicking on such obscured links. You're almost certainly *lowering* your engagement, traffic, whatever.

Just link directly. It doesn't cost you any characters.

#ProTip

@mozilla why the f*** do you accept money from Temu? 😮

You should get some basic standards.

#Mozilla #Firefox

Yikes! Other authors, be very careful and make sure you, or your agent, keeps an eye on contracts! Because mine is more experienced, he spotted the below right away, but keep an eye out for the below.

1. Do not give publishers permission to train their AI on your work, even internally. WTF? A publisher tried to sneak this in!

2. Despite what publishers tell you, demand your audiobook should be done by humans and your cover should be done by humans. Publishers love AI despite what they tell you!

3. Do not let publishers dictate giving you a lower advance *because* you don't have a platform. This is bullshit, especially since they have all the PR connections.

4. Do not let them say anything about how many hours you should spend promoting your book. Make this low as possible or even eliminate it altogether. They have all the PR connections. You don't. Make it their fault you don't make back their advance, not you, because they can decline to publish you in the future and you won't have numbers to prove they failed in PR.

5. Don't let publishers tell you virtual book tours don't generate returns on investment and isn't worth having their publicist do. No, fuck that shit! Because my agent is experienced, he said fuck that straight away! If you want your releases to be virtual, say so!

And finally,

6. Do not let them give you a low advance. A lower advance says they don't have to invest in you as much to get back that investment. They should do the bulk of the publishing work, not you, so always ask for higher advances, always! Even if you don't think you'll make back that advance. Go higher. This will force them to do something about their investment in you!

#Publishing

This is an experiment. Please boost.

mastoddosnt.ddns.net/

Here's the idea: This post is going first to my followers, then, if they boost it, to other people. This domain has been registered for only this experiment. I should see in my web server's logs when mastodon instances start crawling the site for info. Then maybe also some curious humans.

I just want to play with my monitoring a bit :)

A really interesting and informative interview with Pat Metheny about the One Quiet Night album and so much more!

50 Years into His Career, Pat Metheny Explores a New Landscape of Sound on the Baritone Guitar | Acoustic Guitar acousticguitar.com/pat-metheny…

50 Years into His Career, Pat Metheny Explores a New Landscape of Sound on the Baritone Guitar | Acoustic Guitar

The groundbreaking guitarist goes deep on his latest solo ventures—and why every one of his 50-plus releases feels like a single album.

^{Acoustic Guitar}

Coming to the end of a rewatch of #Babylon5. As I watch G'kar's closing message to Ta'lon (including his mention of what he was like when he first arrived… oh, memories of the first few episodes!), I suddenly realize:

The two shows are almost completely dissimilar, *but*… his arc reminds me of Eleanor Shellstrop's in #TheGoodPlace. Both have that thing where the person they become by the end has grown *so much*, it's nearly impossible to put into words. It aches.

#B5 #television #tv #growth

@TPGi is looking for a Full-Time, Remote in US Accessibility Engineer. The core responsibility will be to Perform accessibility evaluations of web pages, desktop applications, mobile apps, and other emerging platforms. Interested? Please send your resume to Careers@TPGi.com.

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#Jobs #A11yJobs #AccessibilityJobs #DigitalAccessibility #Accessibility #A11y

Accessibility Engineer - TPGi

Accessibility Engineer Full-Time  //  Remote in US Primary Function The Accessibility Engineer will advise our clients on how to make their digital offerings conform with the standards of accessibility and...

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