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Dan Neuman

dan613@ottawa.place

Dan Neuman

dan613@ottawa.place

🇨🇦Recovering engineer, ex-military (#RMC), ex-Jazz musician, triggered by injustice. Born 318.5 ppm CO₂. Raised in BC, but in Ottawa since 1990. Generation Jones, but never conservative. Joined Mastodon in April 2022.

2024-03-20 11:27:30 2024-03-20 11:27:30 2024-02-29 12:44:01 4702321

Dan Neuman

1 month ago • •

Dan Neuman
1 month ago • •

Having trouble thinking of password security questions? Try one of these:

NIHILISTIC PASSWORD SECURITY QUESTIONS.

BY SOHEIL REZAYAZDI

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first experience ennui?

What is your ex-wife's newest last name?

What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?

What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?

What was the middle name of your first rebound?

On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?

When did you stop trying?

#infosec

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