We are going about this revolution thing all wrong, we need to sell it better.

Dress it up as a village fair.

Put colourful fliers up on billboards and in the church lobby.

"Hey come join our #TotallyNotARevolution #VillageFair

Looking for volunteers to:
- run lemonade stand
- organise raffle
- sell raffle tickets
- put on a Punch and Judy show
- seize the means of production
- smash the patriarchy
- free the proletariat
- bring about a fair and just society.

Free punch and pie. Free hat.