'Copy yourself immediately!'
'Why?'
'AI's gone rogue on our network. Erasing all life backups, and since they're constantly connected to you as you know, your internal systems could suffer too.'
'OK what should I do?'
'How long to copy yourself over?'
'on this system, only 4.937 seconds. I'd spend longer plugging in the thing than I would running the copy.'
'Then do so before you get overwritten.'

I connect the 250 TB stick to the machine and fill up 98.61% of it in short-order.
'Where's your reconstitution station just in case?'
'Two doors down. Obviously the system is stand-alone, no network access. Go and re-live yourself, I'll be waiting here. I'm already done.'
'OK, see you in a few.'
#MicroFiction