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Alright, let's start with a #Dune shitposting thread because it's easier. This was my first contribution to Dune Sietchposting 1/
Paul and Stilgar riding the worm from David Lynch's 1984 Dune movie: Paul: A well-worn stillsuit is practically airtight, right Stilgar? Stilgar: Yes Usul, to preserve the body's moisture Paul: So what happens when I fart? Both smile at each other
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Let's keep those #Dune shitposts going.

Frank Herbert's notes are very clear on the fact that before getting into politics Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen headlined an underground rock band on Giedi Prime 2/

Sting playing Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen in David Lynch's 1984 Dune movie. His mouth his open as if singing and the text says: [saxophone intensifies] I'm lost without you I'm loooooost without yooooooou
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More #Dune shitposting, the gripping dialogue with the navigator continues with a mandatory Airplane! reference 4/
A scene in David Lynch's 1984 Dune movie in which the emperor Shaddam IV and a guild navigator discuss the emperor's plans. Navigator: Paul Atreides must be killed Shaddam IV: Surely you mean Duke Leto Atreides, his father? Navigator: I mean Paul Atreides Navigator: And don't call me Shirley
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Tonight's #Dune shitpost. The first step in avoiding a von Trapp is knowing of its existence.

(If you look carefully you'll also find a BIFAR meme hidden in this one. Memes within memes, y'know) 5/

A scene from David Lynch's Dune (1984) movie mixed with The sound of music. The caption says: The dunes are alive with the sound of thumpers. Feyd and Rabban are hiding in a corner.
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Saturday's #Dune shitpost. In which we discover how Paul Atreides became known as Paul Muad'Dib 6/
A dialogue between Stilgar and Paul Atreides in David Lynch's Dune (1984): Stilgar: You have strength. But you must chose the name of manhood, which we will call you openly. Paul: What do you call the shadow of the proud desert eagle on the first moon? Stilgar: We call that one “Huwa alʼdhy yaʼkulu alʼfʼyrān wa-al-thaʻābīn wytbrz ʻAlī raʼsak ʻIndamā lā ttwqʻ dhālika”. Paul: Alright, let's talk about the mouse shadow in the second moon.
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I know many of you are worried about the potential implications of using #gpt for nefarious purposes as well as its tendency to produce reasonable-sounding bullshit. But I see enormous potential for shitposting. Take this for example, it would have totally averted interplanetary jihad

#Dune #shitposting 7/

#gpt #Dune #shitposting
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Thursday night #dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost. I didn't consider the emperor to be the sarcastic type 9/
The first scene from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984). Princess Irulan againsta a background of stars states: A beginning is a very delicate time, know then that what follows is what my father refers to as... Irulansplaining
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Wednesday #Dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost. Some activities just aren't compatible. 10/
A scene from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984). Paul Muad'Dib walks in front of a line of Fremen in the mid of the desert. Farting sounds can be heard. One Fremen turns to Stilgar and says: "This is the last time we ride the Maker after Taco Tuesday".
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Friday night #Dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost. Listen to your mentat. 11/
Tufir Hawat and Paul Atreides talking to each other. Tufir Hawat: The first step Paul Atreides: The first step Tufir Hawat: in avoiding a trap Paul Atreides: in avoiding a trap Tufir Hawat: is knowing its existence. Paul Atreides: is knowing its existence. Tufir Hawat: The first step in avoiding a trap is knowing its existence. Paul Atreides: Doctor Yueh is completely trustworthy.
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End-of-the-year #Dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost. I'm joining the global chorus of people thanking #gretathunberg for ridding the world of #andrewtate. What a great way of sending of 2022 12/
A picture of Greta Thunberg with text saying: I won't tell you what chain it is or when the pizza will be delivered. However Andrew Tate will be arrested before these eyes. And he'll know that it is I - climate activist Greta Thunberg - who encompasses his doom.
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Saturday night #Dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost. Fashion is fashion, and the catwalk takes the weak. 13/
The walkoff scene from Zoolander with dialogue from David Lynch's Dune. Derek: Give the Harkonnen a blade, and let him stand forth. David Bowie: If Feyd wishes it, he can meet you with my blade in his hand. Hansel: I wish it.
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Follow up to last week's #Dune shitpost. h/t to Steve Rocketkar from Dune Sietchposting for this one. 14/
A scene from the walkoff in the movie Zoolander. Derek grimaces with a caption that says "I will bend like a reed in the wind". In the next picture he stands mouth agape having failed to pull out his spotted green underwear.
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Tuesday night #Dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost.

That scene from Mel Brooks' "Young Atreides" (1984). /15

Two stills from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984): In the first one Paul Atreides and Gurney Halleck are talking to each other, Stilgar is in the background. Paul: What a filthy job Gurney: It could be worse Paul: How? Gurney: It could be raining In the second Fremen are shown under a pouring rain.
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Friday night #Dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost.

You must have read Dune Messiah for this one /16

Three pictures, at the top is a book with the title "That frigid prescient murderous bastard - By the Princess Irulan". In the middle a shot from David Lynch's Dune (1984) with Shaddam IV talking to his daughter Irulan. Shaddam says "No, that won't do". At the bottom a picture of the same book but the title reads "Manual of Muad'Dib - By the Princess Irulan"
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Wednsday morning #Dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost.

The poor duke had a fair share of problems to contend with even before moving to Arrakis. 17/

A scene from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984). The duke Leto Atreides and his son Paul are talking to each other. Leto: The melancholy degeneration of the Great Houses has afflicted me at last, perhaps. Paul: Are you sure it's not the chili dogs we had last night?
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Friday morning #Dune s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ sietchpost.

The poor duke had no idea was he was getting himself into.

c/w toilet humor and mild spoilers 18/

A scene from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984). The planetologist Kynes and the duke Leto talk to each other. Kynes: Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads Leto: Gross. And the tent door is called...? Kynes: The sphincter entrance, yes Leto: Oh come on, next thing you'll tell me spice comes out of a worm's butt Kynes: Well, actually... Leto: What the hell is wrong with this planet
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Tuesday morning #Dune sietchpost, a good example of the kind of drivel we've been doing these days in the sietch. #CUNConDUNC #CunkOnArrakis

They say Sardaukar rituals were brutal 19/

Three screenshots from Dennis Villeneuve's movie Dune. In the first panel Felly Kilingi from the Pump up the Jam video is dancing atop the tower were the Sardaukar "priest" would be throat-singing. In the second panel a Sardaukar commander speaks to Pieter de Vries (a dancer from the same video can be seen in the background): We are the Sardaukar The Emperor's Jam Who pumps against us falls IN the third panel Pieter de Vries replies: Just so Get your booty on the floor As agreed
#Dune #cuncondunc #cunkonarrakis
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Moar #Dune sietchposting.

My name is Paul Muad'Dib and I want to be a prophet!

#meme 20/

First panel: a still from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984). Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck says: Mood's a thing for cattle and loveplay. Not fighting! Second panel: a still from "The Secret of Monkey Island". Guybrush Threepwood is having a sword-fight with a pirate and says: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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I made a really, really dumb #BIFAR (Bring in Feyd and Rabban) #meme for #Dune sietchposting the other night. I'm probably way too proud of this one given how dumb it is.

Gotta bring 'em all! 21/

Two stills from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984) w/ Pokémon crossover jokes First panel: The baron Vladimir Harkonnen wearing Ash Ketchum's hat says "Feychu, Bulbabban, I bring you!" Second panel: Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen and Glossu Rabban walk in, but they're bodies have been replaced respectively with Pikachu's and Bulbasaur's ones.
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Tonight in #Dune sietchposting

He wishes to inform you that Vendetta — as he puts it, using the ancient tongue — is still alive

#meme /22

In the upper part: two photos of a cart tied with a zip tie to a car that has been parked in an exceptionally poor way. The caption says: "People who park like shit are no longer intimidated by stern notes, time to escalate to zip ties." In the lower part a scene from David Lynch's movie Dune. The baron Vladimir Harkonnen screams in anger: "The forms of kanly have been obeyed!"
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Tonight's #Dune sietchposting #meme

What made Herbert's work truly come to life was all the details in Fremen culture that made it vibrant and interesting /23

Two stills from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984) In the upper half Paul Atreides says "Chani, my love, I must marry Irulan" In the lower half Chani replies "May your wife chip and shatter"
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Today's #Dune sietchposting #meme

With all this talk of "fixing" Paul Atreides I'm starting to have a really bad feeling about Dune: Part Two

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Three shots from both Villeneuve's movie Dune: Part Two (2021) and David Lynch's movie Dune (1984). In the first panel the lady Jessica says: "Your father didn't believe in revenge" In the second panel Piter de Vries says: "The duke makes no mention of Kanly and accepts your offer, it is over my lord" In the third panel the credits roll by
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Let me introduce you to Muad'Dib's World

Possibly the biggest, dumbest contribution I made on #Dune sietchposting until now

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Sixteen screenshots from the movie Wayne's World, from the scene at the bar where Wayne meets Stacey. 1. Garth/Stilgar: Uh oh. Don't look. Irulan 2. Wayne/Paul: Where? 3. Stacy/Irulan turns 4. Wayne/Paul: Oh God, I made eye contact. 5. Stacy/Irulan: Happy anniversary, Paul. 6. Wayne/Paul: Irulan, our marriage is just for show. 7. Stacy/Irulan: Well that doesn't mean that we can't sleep together. 8. Wayne/Paul: Well it does, actually. That's what a for-show marriage is. 9. Stacy/Irulan: Don't you want to open your present? 10. Wayne/Paul: If it's Rabban severed head I'm gonna be very upset. 11. Wayne/Paul: What is it? 12. Stacy/Irulan: A lasgun rack! 13. Wayne/Paul: Yeah, great. I don’t even own a lasgun, let alone many lasguns that would necessitate an entire rack. 14. Stacy/Irulan: You don't like it? Fine. 15. Stacy/Irulan: You know, Paul, if you're not careful you're gonna lose Arrakis. 16. Wayne/Paul: Are you mentat?
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