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in case you too want to cross-stitch it
curl is just the hobby of some guy that has no business providing a service to a billion people
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@AugierLe42e a comment on my blog by a Aart de Vries: daniel.haxx.se/blog/2024/03/08…

the Apple curl security incident 12604 | daniel.haxx.se

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@dysfun I find it most amusing!
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
Out of context that sentence sounds more like an appeal to XKCD 2347
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@mid_kid the context is just some weirdo's comment on my blog: daniel.haxx.se/blog/2024/03/08…

the Apple curl security incident 12604 | daniel.haxx.se

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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
One Billion? Seems a bit low? 🙂🤷‍♂️
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@simonzerafa it's almost like one of these "how many errors can you find in a short single sentence"
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •

Indeed!

Is there anyway to qualify curl usage anyway?

Probably not? 🙂

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in reply to Simon Zerafa • 1 year ago • •
@simonzerafa not with any precision, I do rough estimations based on products, apps, tools and devices I know run it, but it's very finger-in-the-air
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
work Wouldn't A *patch* work version be relevant?
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
@AugierLe42e I had missed that one but it is... it is definitely worth the appelation of "art" at this point.
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
Now I'm disappointed: No link to a cross-stitch generator SAAS. Or at least a paywalled cross-stitch forum. Or a subscription to send you a new cross-stitch every week. This doesn't live up to the true vibe of enshittification of the original message.
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •

Aart has an ... interesting attitude 😏

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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
the world if cURL had a GUI
futuristic image of a city with advanced building and flying cars.
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
Sell a merch with this on it. I bet that a lot of people will buy it!
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
Damn you, people who have no business!
Homer Simpson from The Simpsons series cursing at the sky.
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honestly I think you are missing a line of merch here, I want salty curl hoodies...😂
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •

what a nice guy this frisian is.

Maybe he learns at some point to think a moment or twice before posting mental diarrhea online in the future.

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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
@pluralistic Since the guy that posted the original has a Dutch name, I want it on a Delfts Blauw wall tile. #Tegeltjeswijsheid
#tegeltjeswijsheid @Cory Doctorow
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@dysfun I guess you could say he had a bad aarttitude …
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
say no more, fam!
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Let's do this.
A pillow with cross-stitch ready Aida, from the front.
A pillow with cross-stitch ready Aida, from the back.
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Hey @bagder, I made a decorative pillow out of it for you, if you want 🫠 #CrossStitch
Pillow with white Aida-cloth. Cross-stitched roses at the corners, text: “curl is just the hobby of some guy that has no business providing a service to a billion people”
#crossstitch @daniel:// stenberg://
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@LangerJan I love those flowers, they really take this to the next level!
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you can either have it or I’ll ask you to sign it some time 😅
Same pillow as above (red roses bordering “curl is just the hobby of some guy that has no business providing a service to a billion people”), but now properly stuffed. Resting on a lilac couch
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •
xkcd.com/2347 is about imagemagick, but curl also fits that spot

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@tseitr they explicitly said so in their reply which I show in the post, it's not a mystery (anymore)!
@social elephant in the room
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1. curl is not made by me alone. I lead the project, we are over a *thousand* authors in total
2. I work full-time on providing curl support to paying customers. Some would call it a business.
3. Not "a" billion people. More like 6 billion or so; every human on the globe that is Internet-connected uses things that use curl - daily.
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Your work (and those of the thousands of other authors) is greatly appreciated for over two decades. Thank you. 🙏
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classic
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in reply to daniel:// stenberg:// • 1 year ago • •

what? misinformation on *my* fediverse?!

D:

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@vger it would not be surprising!
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