From #DadSaysJokes Which letter keeps pirates calm?

P. Without it, they are irate.

From #DadSaysJokes Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber "is this whiskey?"

The other says "yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank".

From #DadSaysJokes Did you know, an opinion without 3.14 is an onion!

Think about it...

From #DadSaysJokes I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.

She said: "How about walking through the room naked?"