Well done Apple on the quality, design and construction of my 2009 iMac which still runs perfectly to this day. Fuck you Apple for withdrawing all support for my 2009 iMac so, despite still being in perfect working condition, it's slowly dying as its software becomes obsolete.
When I was a kid on a school trip to the Wedgwood factory, I desperately needed the loo. Teacher said there were none. I snuck off and pissed into a vat. Later learned it was clay for fine china.
Everyone hates all adverts. That's why the top extensions for browsers are always ad blockers. Someone needs to invent a better business model than advertising.
I work from home a lot. Some days, there's not much work to do so I wait for my wife and son to go out and shout "BIG DAY IN THE BIG BOYS BED' and both dogs run upstairs to burrow under the bed covers and we all have a mid-morning nap together. It's the highlight of my week.
My mum and her friend took me and her friend's daughter to Cadbury's World back in the 80s. We were allowed to eat all the chocolate we wanted, which we translated as everything we could. I couldn't bear to eat chocolate for seven years after that visit.
Spiders don't learn how to spin a web, it is encoded into their DNA. All that complexity of design, technique and behaviour stored in their genetic memory. How much do you think of what makes "you", you is just your genes ordering you around and disguising it as free will?
Men. Unless you're in the army, there's no reason to wear camouflage. None whatsoever. You don't look cool, you don't look tough, and most of the time you don't even look like a tree.
In der Wirtschaft wird KI oft als strategische Chance gesehen, doch es gibt auch große Gefahren. Laut einer Allianz-Studie hat sich Künstliche Intelligenz zu einem der größten Geschäftsrisiken für Unternehmen weltweit entwickelt.
Been hopelessly in love with a mate for ages. She doesn't feel the same way. Met up with her recently and she was wearing K-Swiss trainers. Instantly over her.
🎉 New episode! 🎁 Apple's new bundle of creative apps 📹 The single-use tech we're bringing into 2026 💣 How often we erase and reformat our devices ♊️ Our hopes for Gemini-powered Siri 👥 With special guests Florence Ion and @stephenrobles! 🔗 relay.fm/clockwise/639
Apple's new subscription bundle of creative apps, the single-use tech we're bringing into 2026, how often we erase and reformat our devices, and our hopes for Gemini-powered Siri.
I have cultivated a strategy which guarantees I always win at Monopoly: I lose as quickly as possible. The remaining players think I've lost, but they're wrong. I escaped first, so I win.
Just been diagnosed with diabetes. That's not the fess, the fess is that my first time as a pro domme, he asked me to piss in his mouth, I did, and he promptly stopped the session to tell to get myself tested.
We need to sort out the crisp situation in the UK. No one wants 25g of crisps. 50g should be the minimum portion, especially if it's individually packaged in a none biodegradable wrapper that will still be sitting in landfill when my great-grandchildren are drawing their pensions
CLI agents like Claude Code make self-hosting dramatically easier and actually fun. This is the first time I would recommend it to normal software-literate people.
Walmart partners with Google to offer AI-enhanced shopping, allowing users to purchase Walmart and Sam's Club items directly on Gemini (Jaewon Kang/Bloomberg)
A look at the history and rise of Markdown, which has been adopted across the tech industry in the decades since its quiet launch in 2004 by John Gruber (Anil Dash)
ACARS Drama
in reply to ACARS Drama • • •Air to Ground Message:
IF IT ALWAYS FAILS IN THE OPEN POSITION THEN WHY IS THERE A PROCEDURE FOR IT FAILING CLOSED
Area: Killeen, TX, USA
Type: Airbus A319
A: #a497d31bdfd
F: #ff29f8c3aa2
#acars #vdlm2