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Three hours ago #Github released an "AI Autofix" feature: github.blog/news-insights/prod…

Now their entire system is completely offline.

Oops.

in reply to David Palmer

A man sits alone, slumped at a desk, his knuckles pressed hard into his eye sockets. He is the last remaining employee. All the engineers have been made redundant.

"Copilot, please fix our production system", weeps the #Github manager, as desperate tears leak through his hands.

"Certainly, sir, I will apply the recommended hot patch immediately" replies the system, and yet another indicator flashes red on the status page.