Lies my Cats Tell Me
I'm so hungry.
No, I have not been fed yet.
If you do not feed me right now, I will DIE.
I did not know standing on your bits would hurt.
I did not know that was your food.
I did not know your foot was under there.
I can't hear you yelling.
I never touched her.
It wasn't me.
I'll never do it again.
OK, I did it, but! look how cute I am!
