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Lies my Cats Tell Me

I'm so hungry.
No, I have not been fed yet.
If you do not feed me right now, I will DIE.
I did not know standing on your bits would hurt.
I did not know that was your food.
I did not know your foot was under there.
I can't hear you yelling.
I never touched her.
It wasn't me.
I'll never do it again.
OK, I did it, but! look how cute I am!

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon


⚪ Mehr... Lieblingsfotos?
🟤 More... Favorite photos?
📷 by Artist: #3UnsungHeroes (Amy) in Loc.: #LosAngeles USA 🇺🇸 2024 - Title: "Just one wish" 🪰- #Art #Streetart #Cats #PhotoArt #Fotografie #Photography #BnW #Pets #Artist #CatsOfMastodon ➡️ #APhotoLove


⚪ Sonntagskatze gefällig? ... ein
Lieblingsfoto. ☀️
🟤 Want a Sunday cat? ... a favorite
photo.☀️
📷 by Artist: #Humalien in Loc.: Colombia 🇨🇴 2021 - Title: untitled 🌈🐈‍⬛ - #Art #Streetart #PhotoArt #Artist #Fotografie #Photography #Rainbow #SundayMorning #Cats #Pets #CatsOfMastodon ➡️ #APhotoLove


I joined @anna's painting session. From her reaction I would say she didn't expect it. I am quite proud of my art.
#art #cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon #paint


Dobré ráno, sloníci.
Venku nic moc a zitra zřejmě taky, tak to vypadá na nějaké domácí práce. Ale nenechme se otrávit a v rámci možností si udělejme víkend co možná nejhezčí. Mějte hezký den a dávejte na sebe pozor.
#caturday #catsofmastodon #mastocats #cats#CatLovers #cats


I am ALL FOR any program that results in more spay/neuter surgeries for pets.

And for $50 you can have a feral cat in South Jersey named after your ex and then neutered on #ValentinesDay . Because, as Homeward Bound Pet Adoption Center said on Instagram, "Some things shouldn't breed."

In all my years of shelter and #TNR work it never occurred to me to do this. 🤯 I guess I just don't have an ex that bad. But it's brilliant.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cats

https://newjersey.news12.com/neuter-your-ex-for-valentines-day-south-jersey-animal-shelter


⚪ Mehr... Lieblingsfotos?
🟤 More... Favorite photos?
📷 by Artist: #Humairah / #HumairahNly in Loc.: Indonesia 🇮🇩 - Title: untitled - #Art #Streetart #Cats #PhotoArt #Fotografie #Photography #CatsOfMastodon ➡️ #APhotoLove


I find it oddly comforting to know that for the average user, no hot take on mastodon will gain as much traction as a picture of a cat or a mild revelation about open source software.

In unrelated news, it’s #caturday. So here’s a picture of my cat with her paws on a laptop running #linux.

#catsofmastodon


Funny thoughts for today: what if Arabic isn't the scary language to the west and every anglophone (to start with) falls over backwards trying to flex their facility for it ala French and that means 'hijab' is just another word for veil so I spent my childhood growing up hearing about the "Iron Hijab"?

The thought is brought to you by my older cat hating the fuck out of the younger boy one. #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFedi #FediCats #FediFelines


I just discovered a rule in human behavior: When @anna has a birthday, I get a lot of plants to play with. 😺
#CatsOfMastodon


Hello human,

You better take care of yourself and your loved ones.

Or I will eat your soul.

#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Caturday


Dobré ráno vinšuji přátelé, dnes je sobota a čeká nás krásný pracovní den. Nevím co budete dělat Vy, já si obejdu dva Alberty a potom se půjdu zachumlat do peřin.
Tak hezké ráno
#dobréRáno
#prague
#Goodmorning
#catsofmastodon


Dětem přišel kamarád. Počítám, že tak do hodiny bude sežrán.

(omlouvám se za kvalitu fotek, dneska je fakt tma.)
#cats #catsofmastodon #evilcats


#dobréRáno vespolek...

Pár dní jsem tu nebyla, pauza byla vítaná. Mám vás ráda a tak vám posílám "koťátko".

#cats #catsofmastodon


It's a #Cat yall! Meet Friday. He loves soft blankets, he adores any soft things really. This is him in his happiest of happy places.
#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats

My alt text only exists until someone can do it justice, when I will then edit this to make it better.
#AltText #AltTextForMe


I finally got a friend to take some pics of our three #cats, and there's no way I can wait until #Caturday. So, here they are! I did the best I could with the descriptions using the info I was given, but if anyone from @imagecaptionspls feels like assisting this blind person out, further info is more than welcome!
(Pics marked as sensitive, because last one is of an outdoor cat, in case that bothers anyone.)
#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #pets
Edit: It seems I can't edit image descs without redrafting. So, Ferdo is a gray tabby! Thanks, Alfred & Brice!


This is Lucy. And this is her favorite spot. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Cats #caturday


"You humans call it a power nap, yet you lack the ability to harness such power. It's beyond your understanding as a species. Only the feline can attempt, let alone master, such a feat."

#cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon


When I am bored, I start to scratch something that my humans don't like to be scratched. A chair upholstery for example. 🪑 This always brings their attention to me. But they are also angry angry at me. 👀😡 So I invented the step two. After scratching I start to look cute. 🥺 This immediately removes all the anger and only human's attention remains.
😺 #Cat #CatLife #LifeHack #CatsOfMastodon


Good morning @stepan. It's almost 11 and there is no food in the bowl.
#cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon
😺🥣


Pff, they thought these skewers would stop me from lying in this pot?
🐱🪴
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #caturday


Yaaaaawn what a week. Time for some rest now! 💤 #cat #catsofmastodon almost #caturday