LOL demonic cloud-connected alarm clock scare. (though, I approve of throwing your cloud-connected, subscription alarm clock in the e-waste pile)
Rolling Stone: "A Sound-Machine Alarm Clock Is Sparking Demonic Accusations on TikTok"
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Hatch on TikTok: Why Do People Think an Alarm Clock Is Demonic?
After a round of backlash, sleep-wellness company Hatch is sticking by their viral alarm clocks and creepy Halloween ads.CT Jones (Rolling Stone)
AI6YR Ben
in reply to AI6YR Ben • • •My alarm clock is possessed
With that I am quite obsessed
It's been taken over by an evil demon scary
Makes even an IT guy rather wary
It's uploading everything to the cloud
Even when it rings out loud
Uploading your sleep and info everywhere
AH! Please of the demon alarm clock beware!
$5 a month is all they ask
For this terrible demon mask
Stealing all your information now
Just like Satan would, oh how!
Evil spirits may be exorcised
But for this something else must be exercised
Throw that connect cloud into e-waste
Hurry, hurry, make haste!
#IoT #cloud #poem (human)