My alarm clock is possessed
With that I am quite obsessed
It's been taken over by an evil demon scary
Makes even an IT guy rather wary
It's uploading everything to the cloud
Even when it rings out loud
Uploading your sleep and info everywhere
AH! Please of the demon alarm clock beware!
$5 a month is all they ask
For this terrible demon mask
Stealing all your information now
Just like Satan would, oh how!
Evil spirits may be exorcised
But for this something else must be exercised
Throw that connect cloud into e-waste
Hurry, hurry, make haste!
