Happy New Year, it's 2025
I guess that means we're still alive
Why do we celebrate an arbitrary date?
And stay up so very, very late?
Get rip roaring drunk, with no thought
For tomorrow's hangover, that you've bought
Watch bad TV, a second rate band
Listen to some TV hosts you cannot stand?
Alas, maybe I'm just a confused guy
With absolutely no idea why
All this stuff exists, hey
At least we fixed Y2K!
#poem (human)