Maximizing shareholder value by using tried-and-true industry-standard systems and services is going just great.

Let's see if "nobody ever got fired for choosing Windows" still holds a week from now.

#InfoSec #CrowdStrike

"All software has bugs 🤷" is the "boys will be boys 🤷" of the IT industry.

#InfoSec

Crowd Strike thing is basically an "Ever Given stuck in Suez Canal" of IT industry.

All the techies losing hair, sleep, and family time trying to get this un-stuck are the excavator operators trying to get things un-fucked.

#CrowdStrike #InfoSec

Cannot wait for the first tech media galaxy-brained piece that finds a way to blame this on "hackers", somehow.

Because obviously: computer go bad? Hackers!

This kind of failure is *systemic*, but of course it will get blamed on some lowly techie somewhere whose name is on the commit message.

> It was all Steve.
> We have now fired Steve, thus solving the problem once and for all.
> Bonuses to all management for a job well done!

Yet another example why techies might want to consider unionizing.