#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

Two people (50s?) appear to be on a very earnest first date and as they get up to leave, she says: "I have nothing really to offer you other than a bouquet of insanity... and I do a nice roast lamb."
He belly laughs and says: "Sounds good to me."

A woman (20s?) in a kickass tartan dress, a spiked dog collar and big black boots is walking hand in hand with two small humans (3 &4?) dressed as sparkly rainbow fairies. One fairy has a wand, the other a Banana in Pyjamas plushie. Everyone rocking their own vibe.

In a cafe: A server (20s?) mentions to a customer that she's having a bit of a flat day. He nods seriously, then says: "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?... Ten-tickles!" He's rewarded with an incredulous snort of laughter. (3)

A very big and fluffy black cat is sitting in the front window of a pretty fairytale-like wooden cottage. Blinking slow love eyes at anyone who passes by. A plushie giant wētā* friend keeping it company on the windowsill.

A thoughtful man (60s?) is being given a pep talk by a friend (70s?).
Friend says: "You're never too old bro! Think of all the years you have to do stuff still! So many! Never too old! So just GET OUT THERE. And like, WOOOSH!"
Thoughtful Man nods. There might be something in this.

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