#spotted and prepared 😁

edit: 😒

#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa #newzealand

A small human 3 (?) is standing in line with her dad at checkout. She pokes his generous tum with an adorably cheeky grin and asks: "What's in there?" Her dad lifts her up for a hug: "Good times and a lotta patience."

A woman (40s?) in an orange top leans towards a friend and says: "Can I tell you a really AWFUL secret?" Her friend looks incredulous. "YES! You didn't even have to ask!" Orange Top whispers something only for her friend to hoot in laughter.

A couple (60s?) are meandering along a walking track in an unexpected summer downpour. They're not rushing, instead they've got arms around each other's waists, chatting and laughing. Runners and mountain bikers racing by to get home, but they don't care. This is fun.

A woman (80s?) in fabulous purple glasses is on the phone: She says: "You're more than welcome to pop round this arvo for a cup of tea or I can fit you in two weeks from now. Otherwise I'm booked. I've got bridge, dancing, my swimming club, two funerals and friends coming to visit."

In a rainy downpour on a walking track, a small black staffy has decided that it does not approve of water and is parked up under a leafy tree. His human is attempting to pull his lead but he's not trucking with that nonsense. He does NOT do sky water.

Any typos spotted in this post are rather soggy after deciding that it definitely wasn't going to rain. If typos spotted under a leafy tree please say, "I told you so."

#Spotted on Market Day in a Small City in Aotearoa #newzealand

A young human (9?) is shouting orders at her sister as she marches along: "Keep up! Those flowers need water NOW!"
Little Sister (5?) is following sedately, swishing a bouquet of flowers through the air. Not a care in the world.

A man (20s?) is sitting near a bakery truck. He's holding a box of vegetables and is smiling dreamily as he looks through his magnificent purchases. Fresh cherry tomatoes, cucumbers and a big punnet of strawberries peek out the top.

A woman (60s?) is walking with a small human (4?) who is holding up a sprig of kōwhai in front of her face. Small human's in stealth mode. Meanwhile Gran is saying: "Gran's getting a coffee first and then we'll come up with a plan of action. Sound good?" Small human's leaves rustle in approval.

A woman (80s?) in green overalls, parks her walker in front of a cherry stall. Grinning at the stall owner she points to the basket in the front and says: "Load me up buttercup!" Laughing, the vendor stows a box of cherries for her.

A woman (60s?) in sensible hiking gear is walking behind a man (60s) who's laughing and telling her she's horrible. As she's walking, she's covertly poking him in the bottom with a new wooden spoon, her mouth curved in a faint cheeky smile.

Any typos spotted in this post are in a rush to get some flowers to a vase IMMEDIATELY. If typos spotted, aid them in their mission by giving them a box of cherries for sustenance.

#Spotted at a recent Country Fete in Aotearoa #NewZealand

Two psychics have been given stalls on either side of a small community hall. One has a customer and is intensely giving a reading. The other is watching on from the other side of the hall, shuffling tarot cards, expression pointedly pensive.

A small human (4) is speaking to the owner of a crochet teddy stall. He is earnestly explaining that their teddies are nice, but his bear is much better because it's his. He then holds out his very well-loved bear to show them.

A man (60s?) is at a table covered in vintage, well-loved Matchbox cars. This is a precious collection and when asked, he says: "I'm sellin' the whole lot." and watches with a smile when a small human is enraptured by a Lamborghini.

A man (50s?) is inspecting a fresh potato stall. A tiny Chihuahua is nestled in a woven bag slung over his shoulder with its head just poking out, sniffing all the smells.

A small human (3?) is standing with a tiny puppy (poodle?) Tiny puppy wants to make friends and is wagging its tail with the power of a miniature turbine, its button eyes shining. Small human wants to make friends by roaring: "I HAVE A PUPPY" at anyone who smiles in her direction.

Any typos spotted in this post were caused by this cat who triggered a cacophony of pspspsps from the audience waiting to see a band last night. This cat did not care for the lure of pspsps. It was a proximity creature (as are the typos) and wished to be adored from afar.

stalking.. zišli by sa tie polystyrénové krabice na ryby čo sú #spotted pred vchodom

edit: čo si ma fotíš ty... dones jesť radšej
edit1: niekto im sype granule do mojej misky, akože nevadí ale neviem kto