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MATA patrolling

#unix_surrealism

3 MATACORP soldiers are having a smoke during a night patrol in the desert. The commander speaks. Commander: "You want to know what I'm afraid of? Have you heard of the fish hacker?" One of the soldiers, in disbelief: "Fish?" Commander: "It is just a child... Stalking the land with a talking blade, followed by bloodthirsty animals and demons. Some say she is a vengeful ghost of an ancient machine... Hellbent on erasing all that is proprietary..." Everyone is spooked. The waxing moon shines on and smiles.
#unix_surrealism
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