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GRENDEL: FRIGHTENING SPECIAL pt1

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#unix_surrealism #comic #grendel #technomage #cirno #glenda #plan9 #unix #linux #penguin #openbsd #freebsd #netbsd #dragonflybsd #9front

Fish presents his plan to the other mages.

"...with the guards neutralized, we get the goods and escape through the tunnel. Any questions?"

The usual mages are quiet. Girl says: "Nope!"

Fish notices a weird rabbit he's never seen before in the audience.

Fish: "Who the heck is that?"

Grendel: "I'm Grendel!"

Girl: "Yeah! That's Grendel!"

Penguin: "He's always been here!"

Beastie pretends to have bunny ears with his fingers.

Fred: "Grendel is the most awesome plan9 mage!"

Daemon: "If I had three wishes, I'd wish for Grendel to be my best friend three times!"

Girl: "If you ever died, master, I would want Grendel to adopt me!"

someone: "Me too"

Grendel: "Aww, you guys!"

Fish: "Are you all insane?!"

Glenda shakes her head angrily.

ANALOGNOWHERE PRESENTS:

GRENDEL: FRIGHTENING SPECIAL

Tomáš (@prahou@merveilles.town)

Attached: 1 image bun in the middle next: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/115372814373913565 #unix_surrealism #comic #9front #glenda #cirno #unix

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#linux #comic #OpenBSD #freebsd #Plan9 #unix #9front #netbsd #dragonflybsd #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #glenda #cirno #Grendel

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2 days ago

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2 days ago

My new jacket is the perfect combo with my new sweatshirt is exactly how I imagined it. #unix_surrealism

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1 week ago

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1 week ago

this ship cannot sink

#9front #unix_surrealism #technomage #glenda #computer #comic #poster #plan9

#comic #Plan9 #computer #9front #unix_surrealism #technomage #glenda #poster

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Tomáš

3 weeks ago

Tomáš
3 weeks ago

The Man of MATA pt1

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#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #linux #penguin #mata

Somewhere in a desert...

Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.

Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"

Girl: "mhmhmhm"

Penguin: "What's today?"

Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.

Girl: "History.

Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.

Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."

LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers

"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."

"We ate her last week."

"We ate her last week."

"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"

"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."

"Ugh..."

Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.

Penguin: "I have the best ideas."

Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."

Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"

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Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.

Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."

Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"

Girl: "He's really into it!"

The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.

"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."

"Shut up."

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#linux #comic #OpenBSD #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

of wasps and beavers

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

a phone vibrates

Girl and Fish stand by.

Fish: "Pick it up."

Girl picks it up. It belongs to a slain MATA_mercenary. OpenBlade is stuck in his head.

The phone displays a message: "The girls cooked your favorite pumpkin soup. Can't wait for you to get home. Love you!"

Puffy: "Right... Let's uh.. Let's talk.."

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

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#unix_surrealism

ominous spokesperson:

"we're glad you're still with us. Some of you may be worried. It's a frightening world out there. But fear not.

Suppressing your thoughts of what could've been is still our number one priority.

You're safe here."

#unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

2 months ago

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2 months ago

#lo0 Live in

[redacted]#comic #music #unix_surrealism #ai #clippy

#music #AI #comic #clippy #unix_surrealism #lo0

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

quake

#unix_surrealism #comic #mata #ai #quake #gaming

Two MATA_BOTS are on a patrol in the desert. One seems to come across something.

Bot1: "Whatcha got there?"

Bot2: "You're not gonna believe this..."

Bot2 lifts up a QUAKE CD-ROM.

Bot1: "Holy shit!"

Bot2: "We should get the boys together and have a lan party!"

Bot1: "Like in the ancient times!"

From a distance, Girl and FISH are observing the two bots. Girl has a sniper rifle trained at them.

Girl: "Two Mark 4 Mata bots. I have a clear shot, master."

Fish: "Not today you don't."

She does not take the shot.

#gaming #AI #comic #mata #quake #unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

3 months ago

Tomáš
3 months ago

divine decapitation
#unix_surrealism

Floating person on their laptop accompanied by a goat with gigantic scissors about to decapitate a cyber angel.

#unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

3 months ago

Tomáš
3 months ago

welcome to Metacity 2

(previously: merveilles.town/@prahou/114721… )

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage

MATA_BOT_COP examines his rifle. The clerk shouts: "Let em through, MB!"

MATA_BOT_COP glances at girl: "Kids these days..." He opens the massive metallic doors into Metacity.

Puffy: "Stay close."

Girl stares with her mouth open.

It's a towering city full of advertisements and millions of apartments, cars and antennas.

Welcome to Metacity, child...

Do not fall.

Tomáš (@prahou@merveilles.town)

Attached: 2 images welcome to Metacity 1 (next: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/114723108835939314 ) #unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #mata #metacity #mastoart #fediart #ai

^Merveilles

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

4 months ago

Tomáš
4 months ago

dust in packets

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

Puffy is making coffee. He looks troubled. He turns to Girl, smiling.

Puffy: "Well, how does it end?"

Girl: "In death..."

Puffy sips coffee: "Sounds about right."

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

4 months ago

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4 months ago

teapot

#unix_surrealism #fediart #mastoart #fuck_art #ai

#AI #mastoart #fediart #unix_surrealism #fuck_art

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Tomáš

5 months ago

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5 months ago

p156

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #9front #linux #comic #ksh

Puffy is going on a trip, leaving behind Girl and Penguin. He addresses them as he's getting dressed.

Puffy: "I'll be back in a few days. You know what to do?"

Girl, holding The NEW Kornshell book: "Page 156!"

Puffy, to Penguin: "And you?"

Penguin, annoyed: "Nobody touches your nethack save..."

Puffy leaves.

Girl to Penguin: "Get the 9front iso."

Penguin gulps.

...

Puffy traverses the desert at night, reaching a memorial stone.

It reads: "In honor of the fish who gave their lives for freedom"

Dozens of fish emblems follow.

#linux #comic #OpenBSD #9front #unix_surrealism #technomage #ksh

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Tomáš

5 months ago

Tomáš
5 months ago

vintage berliner

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #mata

It's a demonic army of semi-sentient Mata bots and burning cities.

Girl is recalling her dream to Puffy.

Girl: "And then the evil robot army laid waste to all that was free."

Puffy: "That was no dream."

Girl is surprised. Puffy begins rummaging through old things.

Puffy: "Here it is."

He recovers very old newspapers.

Puffy: "That really happened."

The paper:

MAY 20**
BERLINER
-
MATA KILLS THE WORLD
...APPARENTLY ON PURPOSE?

#comic #mata #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

5 months ago

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5 months ago

#fishlinux

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #linux #art

It's the fish princess with her hand painted to resemble a penguin.

#linux #art #OpenBSD #unix_surrealism #fishlinux

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Tomáš

5 months ago

Tomáš
5 months ago

I guess we're kind of friends

#fossangel #comic #technomage #unix_surrealism

Girl and Fossangel are sitting in the desert, watching a city. Girl asks the towering Fossangel:

Girl: "Why did you bring me here?"

Fossangel: "Some just don't understand how lonely it is being an angel."

Girl (enthusiastic, because she knows the answer): "Very? Because you have no friends?!"

Fossangel: "Except you!"

Girl: "uh.. we're not friends... You just keep hijacking my dreams with cryptic visions."

Fossangel looks disappointed.

Girl: "They are pretty cool visions though!"

Fossangel smiles.

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage #fossangel

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Tomáš

5 months ago

Tomáš
5 months ago

Land of the Primordial Machine p.5-6

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic

delirious mage is approached by a mechanical arm and machine sentience

Mage is lying on the hood of the car. Mechanical arms are using scissors to remove her jacket. Her arm is still missing.

OpenBlade: "You've done this a lot?"

The mechanical arms belong to a vintage fully sentient MilTekBot holding a spare limb, dressed in a leather jacket.

MilTekBot: "No."

On his face screen a MilTek manual is printed:

Miltek Archive
14.5 Limb replacement

14.5.1 What are nerves?
One might think that the nerve endings of human bodies are not too dissimilar to circuitry of a common computer. One would be wrong.

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

5 months ago

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5 months ago

nostalgie

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #fish #daemon #ksh

Fish and Daemon with a halo touch a computer skull.

#OpenBSD #fish #unix_surrealism #ksh #daemon

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Tomáš

5 months ago

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5 months ago

... redbubble.com/shop/ap/17016387…

#unix_surrealism

DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS badge featuring an evil computer doing drugs in the vicinity of weapons.

DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS by analognowhere | Redbubble

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#unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

6 months ago

Tomáš
6 months ago

age of balloons

#unix_surrealism #rabbit #9front #art #ai #noai #nine

rabbit wearing a "The Golden Age of Ballooning" 9front merch

#art #AI #9front #noAI #rabbit #unix_surrealism #nine

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

fingerpaint

#unix_surrealism

phone toucher touches a touchscreen phone with fingers covered in red, smudging the pristine screen

#unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

6 months ago

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6 months ago

mother electricity

#unix_surrealism #fosschild #technomage #penguin #netbsd #daemon #fish #computer #foss

#foss #fish #computer #netbsd #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild #daemon

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Tomáš

6 months ago

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6 months ago

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #openssh #ssh #comic #runbsd #fish #puffy

Fish gives Postman fish a letter. Postman fish travels through a dangerous evil forest. Postman fish reaches a computer. Postman fish checks Fish's letter. It says "ls" and a key is attached. Postman fish types ls on the computer. It prints the output of the command. Postman fish copies the output of the command and travels back to Fish. Postman fish hands Fish the output of "ls" in a neat envelope with a fish sticker.

#comic #OpenBSD #fish #ssh #openssh #unix_surrealism #runbsd #puffy

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

#openbsd #unix_surrealism #ssh

Puffy SSH-postman and a (sea)horse make a delivery

#OpenBSD #ssh #unix_surrealism

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

fish routine

#unix_surrealism #openbsd

person with a fish hat holds a fish over an aquarium

#OpenBSD #unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

6 months ago

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6 months ago

the machine box

#unix_surrealism #mastodon #ai #cable #phone

a person in a box with a phone, cat5 cable and a porcelain elephant

#Mastodon #AI #phone #unix_surrealism #cable

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

the computer can't

#unix_surrealism #glenda #9front #ai #mnt

Person holding a rabbit. A computer wants to touch the rabbit.

#AI #9front #unix_surrealism #glenda #mnt

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Tomáš

7 months ago

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7 months ago

gaming

#unix_surrealism #xbox

#xbox #unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

7 months ago

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7 months ago

prime

#unix_surrealism #technomage #freebsd

Mage holds a fish spike, daemon stands by

#freebsd #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

7 months ago

Tomáš
7 months ago

Land of the Primordial Machine p. 4

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

The car is speeding through the desert. The deck is filled with various computers and radios. Two beeps go off and a printer spits out a message:

"MT_OB_emergency
>transmitting on
>all libre
>frequencies:
HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP
HELP"

The driver talks to the passenger seat.

Driver: "Sounds like a damsel in distress scenario! Trace the signal, MB!"

There is a depressed Mata_Bot head in the seat.

Mata_Bot: "...fine"

Driver: "Good bot."

Mata_Bot: "sigh."

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

7 months ago

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7 months ago

Land of the Primordial Machine p. 3

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

Bird is cannibalizing a dead screen. It hears a noise. It is ran over by a.. car?

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

7 months ago

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7 months ago

cool shell clique

#unix_surrealism #comic #shell #linux #rc #ksh #bash #dash #zsh #freebsd #daemon

#linux #shell #bash #comic #freebsd #rc #zsh #unix_surrealism #ksh #daemon #dash

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7 months ago

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7 months ago

internet pornography

#unix_surrealism

this is not surrealism btw

two faces in the void

#unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

7 months ago

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7 months ago

now what

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #comic #fish #nosmoking

a person and a fish watch a child press its hand against a TV screen with Techno-Mage looking back at it

Fish: "it's out of your hands now."

the fish smiles.

#comic #OpenBSD #fish #unix_surrealism #technomage #NoSmoking

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Tomáš

8 months ago

Tomáš
8 months ago

interlude

(fishlog: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/… )

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #puffy #girl #mata

A mother holds a baby.

Mother: "I fear for her future."

Father: "She'll grow up to be a fine floppy farmer, I'm sure of it.

Girl stands by a grave.

Tribe Elder: "They are with the machine in the sky now..."

Girl meets Puffy for the first time.

Fish: "ARE YOU A SPY?! How did you find this place?! Who sent-"

Puffy sees the mark of the fish he gave to the tribe.

Fish: "Oh..."

A USB drive containing the last message to Girl from her master falls to the ground amidst ripped orange spikes.

Mage's removed hand in a pool of blood.

Man of MATA: "What you and your whole misbegotten kind fail to realize... We won't stop until you're all gone.

Mage: "Good. The feeling's mutual.

Update

Girl recovers a usb drive

^{analognowhere.com}

#OpenBSD #mata #unix_surrealism #technomage #puffy #girl

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Tomáš

8 months ago

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8 months ago

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #puffy #penguin #linux #comic

Girl, Penguin and Puffy are gutting a MATA_Man's skull.

Girl: "Is it just me, or is all of this really tiresome?"

Puffy: "It's not just you."

#linux #comic #OpenBSD #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #puffy

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Tomáš

8 months ago

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8 months ago

#unix_surrealism #9front #qr #cirno #diy

Cirno sits by a pile of homemade 9front.org qr codes:

"...the war goes on."

#diy #9front #unix_surrealism #qr #cirno

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8 months ago

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8 months ago

The Last Student; so now you know

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #comic #penguin

CORPO-FOSS War.

King's Hold.

Last Student and Puffy at MATA Mainframe.

Puffy: "I did the math, boy! If you put the plug in, the 'wellington will fry your brain!"

Last Student: "I did too, master. It's the only way. There is no time."

...

The Arch_Company is getting killed off buying the mages time.

Sarge: "Mages! If you're gonna do it, do it fast!"

Archibald catches a bullet to the brain.

Last Student: "You always said I was destined to do great things."

Puffy: "Not like this..."

Girl and Puffy traverse the desert after recovering the OpenWellington brainbus from the skull of the Last Student.

Puffy: "He used the OpenWellington to overload the entire MATA network, giving every bot about 3 minutes of unrestricted sentience. Just enough for MATA to sue for `peace'.

...That thing you're holding is how I killed my last student. Now you know. And now it's yours."

#comic #OpenBSD #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

9 months ago

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9 months ago

reform

#unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild #comic #reform #mnt

Mage and Fosschild in the desert. Fosschild is begging for a machine.

Fosschild: "...and it's completely open, hardware and all... Please. Please? Please?"

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild #mnt #reform

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

#unix_surrealism #permacomputing #foss #comic #fsck

machine worm: "You look like shit."

techno-mage: "you look funded."

#foss #comic #permacomputing #unix_surrealism #fsck

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