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"I really liked your paper, what program did you use to create those illustrations? They are fantastic."

"The program prefers to be called Mike, he's a technical illustrator. Would you like contact information?"

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in reply to Chuck

Reminds me of this surreal conversation I once had at a conference where I was interpreting:

"Which programme are you using to translate? The French is perfect! Even the technical vocab!"

"We are the ones interpreting."

"Yes, I know your voice. But what are you reading off? [points to my open laptop in the booth]"

"We are not reading, sir. We are looking at the slides which are too small for us to read from the back of the room."

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#translation

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