“And when we disagree with the politics of another nation we?…”
“Interfere”
“No, we…”
“ALRIGHT SWEETHEARTS ROLE PLAY SESSION IS OVER. WE ARE GETTING DEPLOYED IMMEDIATELY. ANOTHER FINE DAY IN THE PLANETARY COUNSELLING CORPS!”
“What’s the mission sarge? Is this gonna be a stand-up group session or another bug hunt?”
“This is the real thing, Intern. Defacto planetary empire gone to pot. Nuclear weapons. Regulatory capture. Science denialism. End-stage capitalism. They’re shooting kids in schools”
“Fuck I hate these baby killer planets!”
“Secure that shit, Counsellor, we ship out for this Planet Dirt in ninety minutes”