I DID IT!

Dewey invented the Dewey Decimal System, Morse invented the Morse Code, Plato invented the plate. I, influenced by what I saw at a #CyberSecurity conference I have designed and dedicated to the Public Domain the penultimate way to get removed from #infosec sales offerings.

I present to you the "No Purchasing Authority" seal. Put it on a button, wear it as a sticker, respond to emails with it. Regardless, this helps you and the sales person understand that this relationship is going nowhere.