Me, naively: "I think I'll spend some time troubleshooting this minor Linux sound problem. Surely Linux sound support has improved over the last few years."

[...]

Me, several hours later, wearing torn and filthy rags and screaming on a street corner: "AND THE LIVING SHALL ENVY THE DEAF!"

Onlooker: "'Deaf?' Don't you mean 'dead'?"

Me: "DID I FUCKING STUTTER?"

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