I knew it was bad news when my friend said ‘’you know our favourite dentist…’’

I had to brace myself

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The Boeing CEO has resigned

Apparently they showed him the door, and having taken one look at it he decided he didn't want to stay on board.

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Interviewer: can you explain all this space on your resume?

Applicant: well, isn’t this NASA?

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Dude 1: hey, bro.

Dude 2: yeah, bro?

Dude 1: hand me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: brochure.

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