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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor
Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

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Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor
Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor
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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

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As promised (warned), here is part 2.

#scrum #scrumteam #AI #aicodingtools #aicoding #stockbuyback #stockbuybacks #executives #leadership #layoffs #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Taylor Swift labeled Executive in an engagement photo embrace with Travis Kelce who is labeled end of quarter layoffs to make expenses look better
Taylor Swift labeled Executive in an engagement photo embrace with Travis Kelce who is labeled stock buybacks
Taylor Swift labeled Executive in an engagement photo embrace with Travis Kelce who is labeled AI anything
Taylor Swift labeled Executive in an engagement photo embrace with Travis Kelce who is labeled We can just have AI write code instead of hiring developers
#AI #humor #Meme #memes #humour #layoffs #leadership #scrum #executives #scrumteam #aicodingtools #aicoding #stockbuyback #stockbuybacks
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Hubert Figuière
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Hubert Figuière

in reply to Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor • 15 hours ago • •

true story. A few years ago.

"Use agile. Must use JIRA. And your concerns about it no helping engineering? DGAF".

Also "With inflation will you adjust salaries?" "No"

Also "We want to you try copilot. We'll spend money on that" (see previous statement)

And the layoffs.

Story checks out.

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