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These Zen masters wish you a happy Monday. Deal with it.

#MondayMotivaton #mondaythoughts #monday #humor #humour

a group of capybaras sitting on the grass, and looking chill AF
#humor #humour #monday #mondaythoughts #mondaymotivaton

This made me smile this morning (and lets be frank we could all do with a smile on a Friday morning):

The Alternative Heritage Plaque for John Venn - the inventor of the Venn diagram - in his birthplace Kingston upon Hull in Yorkshire.

#heritage #humour #yorkshire

Alternative Heritage Blue Plaque in the form of a Venn diagram: Left hand side: Mathematician, Philosopher & Anglican Priest Right hand side: Really strong beard game Intersecting area: John Venn
#humour #heritage #yorkshire

Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and go for a ride on your ostrich.

#ostrich #animals #animal #humor #humour

black and white photo of a woman riding an ostrich, with about a dozen other ostriches in the background
#humor #animals #humour #animal #Ostrich

#humour #science I saw this on a friends FB timeline and thought it was well worth a share :)
a screen shot that shows the "Flat Earth Society " webpage ,the writing on its page says "The flat earth Society has memembers all around the globe " underneath a commentor from an astronmy group has written "Say that again but slowly "
#science #humour

The long-crested eagle is sick of your shit.

#eagle #badhair #annoyance #humor #humour

a long crested eagle (brown, with tall mohawk like feathers on its head) sitting on a branch, looking at you with annoyance
#humor #humour #annoyance #BadHair #eagle

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat's head sticking out of a line of plants growing through ground covering material that protects the plants
#cat #caturday #cats #humor #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humour

Quality trolling

#VennDiagram #humor #humour #piecharts #trolling

Image of a venn diagram: Left side (pink): People who make pie charts Right side (yellow): People who make venn diagrams Middle (teal) with a superimposed (black) pie piece: People who are angry right now
#humor #humour #trolling #piecharts #venndiagram

Scientists have discovered a black hole that absorbs all food falling to the floor. 😇 #Blackhole #dogs #humour #humor
#humor #dogs #humour #blackhole

El momento favorito de un republicano en todo el año...🤣🤣🤣 #memes #humor #humour #Republicans #ReyesMagos #rosconesdereyes
Porción de roscón de reyes en la que asoma la cabeza de la figura del rey y el cuchillo de cortar el roscón sobre su cuello
#humor #memes #humour #Republicans #reyesmagos #rosconesdereyes

The best audio engineer ever!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #audiotape

a husky trying to look innocent with audio tape all over its back, on the floor and a few strands still stuck in its mouth
#humor #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humour #dog #audiotape #dogstodon

And this is how #ConspiracyTheories get started.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarWars #StormTroopers #ConspiracyTheory #Conspiracies #RumorMill #InsuranceScams

Photo of three Star Wars Imperial Storm Troopers talking and drinking some kind of aquamarine liquid in mugs. Text reads: It was an insurance scam. I mean, come on, the guy who blew up it was the dude's son. Like, I know they say they're estranged but they were clearly in on it together for the insurance money. There were delays during construction and Vader knew it had design flaws - it was never going to make back its investment so they staged a "rebel raid". And Vader was the only one to survive. It's so obvious.
#Mastodon #humor #starwars #humour #conspiracytheories #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #stormtroopers #conspiracytheory #conspiracies #rumormill #insurancescams

Puns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): I bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over, still can't fly.

punsandoneliners.com/randomnes… #Spray #SprayJokes #Joke #Humour


Spray Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Was out the other day and got sprayed by a salt spreading truck. “Watch out!” I shouted through gritted teeth. Spray Jokes.
admin (Puns And One Liners)
#joke #humour #spray #sprayjokes

A classic meme.

#meme #memes #funny #humor #humour

Version of boyfriend checking out another woman meme: but with statue of zeus as boyfriend, and two other statues as hera (girlfriend) and "literally anyone else"
#humor #Funny #Meme #memes #humour

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