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![[a child is talking to an adult outside the adult’s home]
Child. “Hi, would you like to buy some cookies to help support the Gopher guides?”
Adult. “No thanks, I already got five boxes from my managers kid.”
Child. “You’re making a mistake.”
Adult. “How so?”
Child. “My dad is watching and we live two houses away. It’s going to be awkward all summer when you are both out doing yardwork and make eye contact.”
Adult. (Pulling money out of their wallet) “All right. Fair enough.”](https://fedi.ml/photo/preview/640/404776 "[a child is talking to an adult outside the adult’s home]
Child. “Hi, would you like to buy some cookies to help support the Gopher guides?”
Adult. “No thanks, I already got five boxes from my managers kid.”
Child. “You’re making a mistake.”
Adult. “How so?”
Child. “My dad is watching and we live two houses away. It’s going to be awkward all summer when you are both out doing yardwork and make eye contact.”
Adult. (Pulling money out of their wallet) “All right. Fair enough.”")