On the internet, they know you're a dog. They know what breed of dog you are, who your vet is, what kind of kibble you eat, and how often you go out for walkies.

Well, I turned off my Google Activity a long time ago, but being the foresightedly paranoid man that I am, I went above and beyond and developed a wide variety of tools and scripts designed to make all the data they gather about me as useless as possible.

@JaneImber So creepy!