"Why is there a message about anal lube in the middle of my speech? Right next to where I talk about a smooth transition."

- Did you use AI to write the speech?

"Yes."

- You wouldn't let us subscribe to the enterprise edition, so the free version comes with ads inserted into the text.

"Why did nobody catch this one?"

- You sacked the comms team, remember?

"Pay for the enterprise subscription, then see yourself out. I can't afford to pay for you both."

#MicroFiction #flashfic #tootfic

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