"Why is there a message about anal lube in the middle of my speech? Right next to where I talk about a smooth transition."
- Did you use AI to write the speech?
"Yes."
- You wouldn't let us subscribe to the enterprise edition, so the free version comes with ads inserted into the text.
"Why did nobody catch this one?"
- You sacked the comms team, remember?
"Pay for the enterprise subscription, then see yourself out. I can't afford to pay for you both."
