Child A (who has been reading a lot of #Asterix #comics recently): What ... What is Gaul called now?
Mum: France. Well, mostly.
A: What do... fra.. franci
Mum: French?
A: What do you call French sailors?
Mum: I don't know?
A: Sea-Gauls!

I'm very proud. That is, hands down, better than 90% of my #jokes

#joke #pun #DadJoke #parenting