There's an old Soviet #joke, which thanks to neoliberalism, applies in several countries now :

A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.

After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"

"I'm looking for an obituary."

"An obituary? But those are in the back!"

"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

hey @libreoffice , is your social media engagement officially called sheetposting? Should it be?

#shitpost #LibreOffice #joke

So there's a meme where you give kids the first half of a proverb, and ask how they think it ends. My friend's Four year old has apparently never heard the proverb "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

She guessed it goes: "In the land of the blind...
Netflix is cheaper."

It made me chuckle.

#blind#joke#funny#humour

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It finally happened! I really wanted to write "duck".

Where's autocorrect when you really need it?

#funny #gif #bugsbunny #daffyduck #looneytunes #joke #autocorrect #whoops

I don't care if you get this #joke

#udp #EngineerHumor #networking

Puns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): I bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over, still can't fly.

punsandoneliners.com/randomnes… #Spray #SprayJokes #Joke #Humour

Spray Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Was out the other day and got sprayed by a salt spreading truck. “Watch out!” I shouted through gritted teeth. Spray Jokes.

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