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A man goes into the doctor, and says "I broke my arm in three places." And the doctor says, "Well then don't go to those places anymore."
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Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport?
The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large.
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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
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Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef.
The butcher replied, "No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?"
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Who loses the American Presidential Debate?
America.
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
Moandays.
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Content warning: I'm getting a little tired of the method I use to connect to the Fediverse.

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Puns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): I bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over, still can't fly.

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Spray Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Was out the other day and got sprayed by a salt spreading truck. “Watch out!” I shouted through gritted teeth. Spray Jokes.
admin (Puns And One Liners)
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