The only difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac is a comma.

A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

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I knew it was bad news when my friend said ‘’you know our favourite dentist…’’

I had to brace myself

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The Boeing CEO has resigned

Apparently they showed him the door, and having taken one look at it he decided he didn't want to stay on board.

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