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Interviewer: can you explain all this space on your resume?

Applicant: well, isn’t this NASA?

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault


Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on his pecks.

#puns

#puns


I told a couple of jokes on a Zoom meeting today. Turns out I'm not even remotely funny. #puns
#puns


I mistyped cago instead of cargo and now I want to either unlearn Spanish or unsee my typo. That's a worse typo than both gst-insect-1.0 instead of gst-inspect-1.0, and gst-lunch-1.0 instead of gst-launch-1.0.

#RustLang #Typo #Puns


Content warning: I'm getting a little tired of the method I use to connect to the Fediverse.


Dude 1: hey, bro.

Dude 2: yeah, bro?

Dude 1: hand me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: brochure.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault


In ancient Greece, puns were no joke. They were word magic.

A look at wordplay on Odysseus' name in the Odyssey, and a celestial chamberpot in Aeschylus.

#classics #puns #wordplay #homer #odysseus #aeschylus
https://kiwihellenist.blogspot.com/2023/12/puns.html


I tooted Hello World on November 30, 2022.

Then I began tooting my #music and a ton of #puns #jokes, and #memes. And you all responded so genuinely, and with such positivity, that I very quickly was made to feel at home.

My deepest gratitude goes out to the #Mastodon community, a #community that has literally improved the quality of my time on this spinning rock as it hurtles through space, towards a future that seems more uncertain every day. It’s unlike any other β€œsocial media platform” here.

Today, I celebrate the arbitrary milestone of five thousand followers, and I just wanted to say thank you.

Thank you for the favourites, the boosts, the follows, and the comments.

Thank you for your conversations, discussions, and corrections.

Thank you for listening to my music and sharing your thoughts on it with me, and for following along on your chosen streaming service. This has been amazing.

But, above all, I’d like to thank you all for making Mastodon the friendly and welcoming place that it is. My experience here is one of wonderful acceptance, and it has been truly humbling. There is nowhere else quite like it.

Massive big huge love to you all,

- Jon (Dgar)


lost opportunity to make a great pun, title should be "What's APT this decade?" :blobcatangel: #puns #jk
#puns #jk

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