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The only difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac is a comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Interviewer: can you explain all this space on your resume?
Applicant: well, isn’t this NASA?
Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.