Silly #Poll: where are you along the #neckbeard pipeline?

(Note: the neckbeard is metaphorical. No actual facial hair required)

Also, please remember #DanesLaw: no matter how carefully someone attempts to construct a poll, the very first comment will usually expose a glaring oversight. That's just how it goes.

• Windows is fine (5%, 28 votes)
• MacOS, 'cuz life's too short for all that mess. (14%, 76 votes)
• Linux, because it's faster, and my games run great (19%, 105 votes)
• I'm a Linux command line jockey!! (35%, 187 votes)
• FreeBSD all the way! LONG LIVE UNIX (9%, 51 votes)
• OpenBSD! Security go BRRR! (6%, 36 votes)
• Of *course* it runs NetBSD! (2%, 11 votes)
• Haiku!! It's so beautiful!! (3%, 19 votes)
• Ha, I'm still running Workbench/Aros!! (0%, 4 votes)
• I wrote my own OS. I'm on a mission from G-d. (2%, 12 votes)