Weβve just committed $1.3B to address a made-up problem, based on the impulsive musings of a compulsive liar.
I can just see the convicted felon bragging to his crony pals about how when he says βjumpβ Canada asks βhow high?β.
And heβll slap us with tariffs anyhow, because it was never about the border. π€¦ββοΈ