Somebody tries to get a beer from the free brewery. They immediately get food poisoning and have to go to the hospital, they never checked if their body hardware was compatible. The issue is so obscure that nobody at the hospital can help. After countless hours of digging on obscure internet forums, it turns out there's an antidote, but it must be made from a fruit that only grows in Malaysian forests. It turns out the antidote doesn't actually work. After a few more attempts, it's discovered that the fruit must be harvested in june; the only other person who ever had this problem before actually tried it in june, so they were fine and they didn't know it was a requirement.