🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft just renamed Office to "Microsoft 365 Copilot app"

All users are now "AI users"

And this will lead to higher prices: tuta.com/blog/microsoft-365-pr…

#Microsoft #Copilot

in reply to Tuta

New product names coming right up:

GitHub β€”> CopilotHub
LinkedIn β€”> Copilot Unemployed
Xbox β€”> XCopilot
Teams β€”> CopilotSkype
Azure β€”> CopilotCloud
OneDrive β€”> CopilotDeleteurfiles
Edge β€”> CopilotExplorer
VSCode β€”> CopilotCursor
Bing β€”> Copilot4cucks
Defender β€”> CopilotNoViruses
Intune β€”> CopilotMalware
Windows β€”> CopilOS
Authenticator β€”> CopiletMeIn

in reply to Tuta

Bethesda β€”> CopilotSkyrim
Activision β€”> Copilot of Duty
Task Manager β€”> CopilotDavePlummerWroteTaksManager
Powershell β€”> CopilotNotBash
Hyper-V β€”> Copilotrash
WSL β€”> Copilubuntu
Copilot β€”> CopilotCopilot
Minecraft β€”> MineCopilot
Surface β€”> CopiPad
Flight Simulator β€”> Copilot Planes Flight

Welcome to the new generation of Microslop.

in reply to Tuta

omg yeah. Just yesterday I was researching where headless cms were at and every single one now has "ai powered" at the top of their homepage.

The worst offender imo is Builder.io, who made their product of 10 years the "legacy" experience and push all new projects to an ai-only flow. The only way to edit content is to ask an AI to make a code update. You wait 5 minutes upon opening the web app because the CMS is cloud-only and must run its own dev server.

in reply to Tuta

OK ,seriously, care to tell your audience what's the point of this shitposty trash?
Like, you've got a pretty good product so I (and I'm sure many of your customers do so as well) highly doubt you need to stoop down to the corpo-fash "wannabe cool and hip brand account" bullshit.
Ffs, you've got a pretty decent track record when it comes to relevant activism too. A little wobbly but you're at least trying to keep up a good fight.
But this crap is kicking your reputation in the teeth. So kindly remind whoever is handling your socmed that the brand account is not their personal shitpost-copium playground :vlpn_angry:
in reply to RawiWoof

Adding to that, chances are that people following you are already your customers @Tutanota, exactly because they wanted to get away from all this stuff. I don't want to hear about Microsoft or Google or Facebook any more than I already have to, and I certainly don't need more of it pushed into my news feed here. Tuta is doing cool stuff, and I'd love to hear more about that.
@Tuta
in reply to Tuta

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#microsoft

in reply to Tuta

RE: mas.to/@gabrielesvelto/1158419…

@Tutanota Wait, there's already a new name: mastodon.online/@gabrielesvelt…

#enshittification #ensloppification

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