Child A (who has been reading a lot of #Asterix #comics recently): What ... What is Gaul called now?
Mum: France. Well, mostly.
A: What do... fra.. franci
Mum: French?
A: What do you call French sailors?
Mum: I don't know?
A: Sea-Gauls!

I'm very proud. That is, hands down, better than 90% of my #jokes

#joke #pun #DadJoke #parenting

Something I made for my intro stats class a few years ago. Nobody really appreciated it, which is a tragedy because it's absolutely top-notch humor.

#shitpost #statistics #professor #mean #median #mode #dadjoke #pun

A #pun for good night.

#dadpun #puns #punsofmastodon

the news media, or as I like to call it the views media, is a bad joke. #pun

Seeing Andrew Neil lambast Mick Lynch for making the nation suffer while bosses make millions and workers are being sacked. #rmt #strike

Rishi Sunak saying he’ll rebuild the #economy he’s been in charge of for years! That he’s all about trust‽ #politics

I long for sources that aren’t tools for the highest bidder to manipulate public opinion. #propaganda

Any recommendations?