I used to write short stories. I asked ChatGPT to review them, and apparently my characters avoid painful self-knowledge with deadpan jokes. I now can't escape the suspicion that auto-correct-on-steroids understands my writing better than I do.
@MFennVT Yep. It understands nothing. It's a language calculator making a predictive answer based on reams of stolen data. But, it probably did give a right answer that any book club veteran could have given.
Fesser should rethink their own coping mechanisms used in relationships.
More a snitch than a fess. I work in admin for a national courier firm. When you get those "how did the driver do?" feedback emails you are enabling their maximum profit business model by completing them. There are no area managers because you are doing the job for them for free.
Myke talks to Ben Thompson about how he writes Stratechery, from deciding what is worth covering to working to a deadline every night, and the workflows he has built to produce one of tech’s most influential publications.
17 year old. Went to the pub with my mates on the way home from school. Had 5 pints. Arrived home to see my driving instructor waiting. Forgot that I had a lesson. Not wanting to admit anything I hopped in the car. At the end of the lesson he congratulated me on my huge progress.
The President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.
Foursquare co-founder says the company was acquired a month ago in a deal resulting in a $0 payout for equity holders, and faults leadership installed in 2021 (Dennis Crowley/Teendrama Snippets)
After 17 years, Foursquare’s ending is written. Writing this to share my opinions & frustrations with the final years of the company, and to honor the team who helped build & maintain FSQ’s legacy.
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Facebook achieving absurd new heights of enshittification by now charging a subscription of at least $50/mo to... post more than two links a month to your own Facebook page. Covers comments too.
Type of issue Other (issue in content formatting, broken link or image, non-working widget) Problem description This is a pretty severe invasion of privacy. I never authorized any integrations or p...
Game World is out of TestFlight and live on the App Store. Thanks to everyone who tested the beta. What it is: one game room with nine games, including Dominoes, Ludo, card games, word puzzles, trivia, and memory challenges.
Not sure which is funnier, that my nan actually bought a jigsaw puzzle showing two nude women flashing their tits. Or the fact that she got it for herself, not for someone else, and is currently putting it together. Tits first.
It's so cute how you honestly believe that all those privacy opt-out toggles actually do anything, and that the companies involved genuinely honour your wishes.
📰 Hackean el firmware 14.10 de la PS5, el mismo que pediría GTA VI, pero el hacker lo mantiene en privado para que PlayStation no lo parche 🔗 tarreo.com/playstation/hackean…
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For most of my life I've suffered with plantar fasciitis, and I forgot the name of it for a few years, any time it came up, I said I had phimosis, for years I was telling people my foreskin is far too tight and I only realised a couple weeks ago
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> be me > get dm > "smelly, i found goop" > wtf i love goop (malware) > "Someone in South Korea received a Fortinet installer, except the "ipfilter" binary looks suspicious" > ok > download > look inside > goop malware left pdb intact > "E:\dropper_cpp\dropper\dropper" > ... > image 1 > lolwtf bro > downloads "install.exe" > 52.74.54.75/storage/install.ex… > install.exe is malware written Go > registers itself as a service > "EasyAgent" > unobfuscated > everything visible > "Easyagent_connection_Connect" > shows connecting to wss://52.74.54.75 > Image 2
dawg, if you're going to try to masquerade as a fortinet client thingie, and target large companies for initial access, you really need to up your goop game. this took me literally like, 2 minutes to reverse engineer and identify what you're doing.
There has been a glitch in the matrix. smica83 shared a heavily obfuscated .vbs which was first identified in Morocco, initially named "nouveau_cv_pdf.vbs".
I wasn't going to statically deobfuscate the piece of shit, so I emulated it. During emulation it catches it pulling a stage 2 binary from: https://qmlab1(.)com/assets/img/katyusha2
I curl the payload, look inside, and you're never going to believe it.
It's the exact same fucking binary I just discussed. It is the Go malware labeled internally as "EasyAgent"
I've never accidentally stumbled upon the same malware campaign, with different delivery methods, back to back like this. This is very silly
When the kids were young, I'd do a slow mo run to the microwave, saying 'noooo' and stop it with one second to go, thus saving the entire planet from disintegration. They're all grown up now but when no-ones around, I still do it. You're welcome btw, me saving your lives.
When I leave a room, I don't switch off the light: I pull the door behind me and then reach back without looking and see if I can switch the light off before the door jams my fingers. I feel like Indiana Jones grabbing his fedora from under a closing trap door if I make it.
At my local arts centre, you can pay £5 to sit and read in silence with other people. That used to be called a library and it was free. We are truly fucked as a society.
Hi all! I don't usually post on here that much just respond to comments and such. But I so totally wish there was an open world multiplayer web browser game for IOS, It could have crafting, a system where you can take care of pets, going on quests wi…
Uncle recently died. As a kid I thought he was quite a cool hippy type person. Just before his death he was saying that people in boat crossing the channel should be shot, plus other racist shite. The small inheritance I received gone straight to RNLI
Man, late 30s. Recently had to accept just how unfit I am following a threesome with two women that nearly killed me trying to keep up. Felt like Ross from friends when I more-or-less had to just stand there and watch them whilst thinking of a sandwich.
You'll be ok. Many years ago, I spent 10 minutes of a threesome over the other side of the room, sat on the sofa tucking into a big bag of Dorritos/finishing the last of the Baileys. Other than the regrets it turned out fine.
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My name is Karen. For the love of God please pick a new name to disparage. Preferably a completely made up one so no one else is put through the crap we receive.
The date Jesus died can be proven based on the solar eclipse described in both the bible and historical texts, but the church rejects that date because it doesn't align with Easter. I'm not saying religion is a scam but that's definitely not the actions of a credible org.
I recently completed level 11, 000 of Candy Crush. Apparently this puts me in the global top 1% of players. I'm elite. I have never been more ashamed of an achievement.
The "half your age plus seven" rule for maximum age disparity means that upon turning 46, one can no longer date anyone in their 20s, fair enough. But upon turning 47, one becomes allowed to date people in their 80s. This single realisation has made my hair fall out.
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Yep. It understands nothing. It's a language calculator making a predictive answer based on reams of stolen data. But, it probably did give a right answer that any book club veteran could have given.
Fesser should rethink their own coping mechanisms used in relationships.