I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
Meet @debian at @fosdem2026 next weekend! Our booth will be at building H level 1. And Andreas Tille, the current Debian Project Leader, will give a talk titled 32 years of Debian: how a do-ocracy keeps evolving fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event… #debian #fosdem #fosdem2026 #01
I hated my replacement wheelchair at first. But then I realised the metal rims stick out further than my old one and are great for scratching the paint off of any cars and vans parked across a pavement I'm using. Had it a month and racked up 3 cars and 4 works vans. 4.5 stars.
[Forum Topic] Launching app-suite.eu: AScan (Simplified OCR with Local AI) and AGram (Native Telegram Client) for macOS applevis.com/forum/macos-mac-a…
Hi everyone, I am excited to introduce App-Suite.eu, a new home for macOS applications built from the ground up with a "Native Accessibility First" philosophy.
My husband commented that he really liked the noises I make during sex. On the basis that more is better, I arranged a microphone and amplifier to give him more of it. Hearing myself put me right off it. Sometimes, electronic help isn't helpful.
Look, if I open that door too soon, the molecular structure of the body will break down, and poor old Stengos will turn into a pool of high-protein water. Even if I were confident I could reconstitute it, we do not have a suitable vessel into which it could be ladled.
Your own personal AI assistant. Any OS. Any Platform. The lobster way. 🦞 - GitHub - clawdbot/clawdbot: Your own personal AI assistant. Any OS. Any Platform. The lobster way. 🦞
I honestly never thought I of all people would get tired of new tech stuff, but with the speed at which stuff comes out, I'm finding it harder and harder to keep up. Damn I guess I'm really getting old lol.
Join me in an experiment to attempt to map the happiness levels of the Fediverse. Once a day I post a poll asking a simple question: how happy are you?
Hopefully we'll be able to use the data to answer some big questions. Are we happier on holidays? Does Valentine's Day make us happy? What about weekends?
I know what I think, but lets find out.
Please follow this account, boost the polls and check back to get the analysis. (I share the raw aggregate data so you can do your own analysis too)
Expensive aftershave when you're 16 years old is very important to you. When your 13 year old brother starts helping himself there is only one thing for it! When the bottle emptied I filled it with my urine on the advice of my grandad and let my brother spray himself for weeks!
Raspberry Pi has released the Raspberry Pi Flash Drive, a USB 3.0 Type-A flash storage device intended for file transfer, backups, and operating system use across Raspberry Pi boards and other computers.
I had to give some bloods and the young nurse who was doing it was rather buxom. As I had my arm out and my palm on my knee facing up, when she leant forward there was a serious risk of me cupping her boob. When she did lean back for a moment I had to close my hand to avoid it.
Hausärztin aus Emmendingen zu Friedrich Merz: "Telefonische Krankmeldung ist kein Freifahrtschein"
Yvonne Fechner, Vorstandsmitglied im Hausärztinnen- und Hausärzteverband Banden-Württemberg, widerspricht Friedrich Merz. Sie sieht keinen Beleg für mehr Krankheitsfehltage durch telefonische Krankmeldungen.
Hallo, zunächst schön, dass ihr hergefunden habt. Könnt ihr bitte an Bildbeschreibungen denken? Gerade für blinde Nutzende wird es sonst schnell nervig, wenn jeder Beitrag mit einer undefinierten Illustration in die Timeline gespült wird.
The "6-7" thing is obviously annoying, but also reassuring that kids' online lives are mainly just silly nonsense. It's not all Andrew Tate and anxiety.
Uruguay's electricity grid going 100% renewable in just five years proves how quick and easy the transition can be, and therefore how the failure of other countries to do the same is inexcusable
I used to think it was unrealistic in a zombie film when someone would get bit and would hide it from from the rest of the group. Then the fucking COVID pandemic happened.
For macOS Tahoe Intro Ever since the introduction of macOS 15, you have been stuck with using your region's default voice as the voice at the login window (Samantha for English US, Daniel for English UK, etc.).
@pitermach IMO I don't think this will work for most people given that I think FileVault is on by default these days unless you explicitly turn it off isn't it?
@pitermach IT does, but not until the last section. I guess what I'm saying is, I get why the author has put it in the troubleshooting section, but to me, there's nothing really to troubleshoot with FileVault being enabled, and they've explained why. but maybe they should have put it in a disclaimer at the top. I'm coming from a standard user's perspective here who might not even know they've got FileVault enabled and have just stumbled across this article while browsing, do all the steps and get frustrated as to why it's not working. I don't even know if I still have an applevis account to comment haha.
A radio telescope on the moon's far side could change our understanding of the universe. Learn how LuSEE-Night plans to listen to the cosmos like never before.
I used to send a spreadsheet to the Exec Team with "Fuck Off" in the very bottom right hand cell, white text on a white cell. Nearly got caught out when my boss couldn't email it to external auditors, failing the email profanity filter. IT never worked out why it wouldn't send.
The podcasts without a video option are mostly made to communicate ideas. The video first podcasts are almost always made to try and hide the lack of them.
We moved to a new office 3 years ago. In the first week we moved in I found a locked door at the bottom of a corridor no-one goes down. Found the key & inside was a bathroom with a shower. Haven't told anyone else & use it as my secret throne. I just have to bring my own loo roll
My proudest parenting moment was when my 11yo daughter asked me to teach her how to write software so she could strip the adverts from the podcasts she downloaded. That's when you know you have a good kid.
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