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Internet CEO Matt Internet says that the Internet is not good enough for building the Internet with: reuters.com/technology/amazon-… #AWS #RTO
#aws #rto


lol weed union slipped a rickroll into the #Oregon voter’s pamphlet
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I really don't understand why a security clearance isn't required for every MP in Canada.


The door said 1311. I hope that's OK.
-- A note from my delivery driver for a recent order


I don't live at 1311. So no, it's not OK.




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You know what would be really cool? If there were audio-only virtual bike ride tours of places. Like you could, say, go on a 1 hour ride on a stationary bike, and listen to something along with it that was as though you are riding a bike through a specific location and they describe the scene to you, or talk about its history, and you hear the environment moving passed, and it didn't have video so you wouldn't be told to "look at this" or something like that. Or if it did have video, it'd be designed in a way where looking at it would be optional.


Alt space to call up an app any time? Great. Who needs the system menu anyway? Seems like idiocy to me but what do I know? #ChatGPT


Look, if Trump wins, everything's gonna be fine. Not much is going to really change for you in your day to day life let's be honest. I mean, as long as you're white, pretty much nothing will change.

As long as you're white and male. Because let's face it, women aren't getting their bodily autonomy back under a Trump presidency. But as long as you're white and male, things should be fine.

As long as you're white, male, and cisgender I mean. God help you if you're trans. Trump has promised to make your existence illegal and probably will on day one. But that's it. As long as you're white, cisgender and male, it'll be just fine.

As long as you're straight too. Trump is definitely going to try to outlaw gay marriage again, and according to Project 2025, wants to try to get sodomy laws back on the books. But that's it. As long as you're a white, cisgender, straight man, nothing is going to change.

And also Christian. Again, that Project 2025 stuff comes back here. Muslim bans, atheism bans, not to mention a whole slew of antisemitic nonsense. But that's all. As long as you're a white, straight, cisgender Christian man, you'll be fine.

Uh, and by Christian I mean specifically evangelical Christian, obviously. You better not have any heretical ideas about God like this crap about loving thy neighbor and feeding the hungry and clothing the homeless. That's the sort of idea that'll get you in trouble in Trump's America. But as long as you're a white, straight, cisgender, evangelical Christian man, you'll be fine.

Oh, and this really goes without saying but don't be a dirty fuckin liberal, obviously. Trump has said he considers liberals the "enemy within", and that they're a bigger threat than China and North Korea. He said he wants to "fix" liberals using the "National Guard or maybe the military". So, you know, that's not good. But as long as you're a white, heterosexual, cisgender, evangelical Christian Republican man, everything will be juuuuuust fine don't you worry.

Also it wouldn't hurt to be rich.



From my Newsletter:

Know the Differences Between Web Services and APIs

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@Bruce_Toews Let's get Google Notebook LM analyse a Flintstones episode shall we?
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Spending time in Nanaimo with family. Never the most exciting trip, but get to spend time with people which is nice


Interesting job, keeping old technology running.

IEEE Spectrum: What It Takes To Let People Play With the Past spectrum.ieee.org/vintage-tech #vintagecomputing #computers #technology



MySQL 9.1: New Features, Deprecations, and Important Updates linuxtoday.com/blog/mysql-9-1-…


I think there should be a moritorium on restaurants calling burgers The Fat Boy. I mean, if anyone ever tried coming up with a Fat Girl burger, they'd be put out of business really fast.
in reply to Bruce Toews

Those are a specifically Manitoba thing I think. Haven’t had one of those in a long time.
in reply to Bruce Toews

They do. That originated in Manitoba though, and I don’t think they are in many places outside of Manitoba. I think it’s fairly specific ingredients for those. They are awesome.



I think I need an ascii version of the "draw the rest of the owl" so I can paste that in as a comment when i get bored of writing comments half-way through a function.
in reply to Josh Simmons

Just so you know, ASCII art, particularly multi-line ASCII art, is very annoying to blind people using screen readers.
in reply to Matt Campbell

alas there's not really much to be done about that short of making less useless screen readers. aside from the generally more silly problem of actual images, ascii graphs and diagrams are genuinely useful in comments.
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Ok, as promised here's Wordpress, very lightly modified to use SQLite as a backing store instead of MySQL.

You don't need to stand up a database, run a big machine or really much of anything, this is perfectly happy on the smallest VM you can find.

github.com/mhoye/pressonward/

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in reply to simplycorbett

We are planning to have an iOS app, but haven't begun actively planning. We'll have lots of opportunity for testing and feedback once that happens.



What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?

Erasers.




The doctor said my sugar was too high so when I got home I moved it to a lower shelf.


Sad to report that the Jelly Max will not run Eloquence. If I go to the app in my purchase history, I'm told it's not compatible with my device. If I try to install the APK directly, I just get a generic installation error. Presumably this phone just doesn't run 32-bit anything. CodeFactory also never fails to astound me with their half-assed design. I restored the backup from my Google Pixel where Vocalizer is set as the default engine, and it caused my Jelly Max to lose speech entirely. I had to call Aira and have them tell me when I was on text-to-speech settings so I could switch back to Google TTS. I still can't get SmartVoice to work, so I either put up with CodeFactory's unapologetic shittiness or learn to love Google TTS or some other nonstandard synth. Perhaps I should just get used to Google. It would uncomplicate my life a lot.
in reply to simon.old

That's interesting. vocaliser should fall back to google tts if no voices are available.
in reply to aaron

@fireborn It should, but it didn't this time, for whatever reason. Luckily I'm familiar enough with Android that I really just needed Aira to confirm which item Talkback was focused on, and I have a gesture for screen curtain. Otherwise, it was a brand new phone, no USB debugging, so I guess I'd have to plug in a keyboard and turn off Talkback or something. Super annoying either way.


Microsoft blocked your Windows 11 upgrade? This trusty tool can fix that zdnet.com/article/microsoft-bl…


So this is a thing now. Adventures in Senior Dog Ownership. 🙄 The Old Pug is super weird about mealtimes now.
She's ravenous.
Then she won't eat.
Then she tries to eat the Retriever's food. Now she will only eat her breakfast when it's next to the Retriever. Not her dinner though. She wants her dinner other side of the kitchen next to the water dish. Ah well. Whatever makes the old gal happy. 😄
#Pug #Pugs
#DogsOfMastodon


Is dragonscave shutting down, or not? I'm not really wanting to switch instances if I don't need to.


Installing and Using Curl on Linux Like a Pro lxer.com/module/newswire/ext_l…


7 Linux Distributions That Feel Just Like Windows linuxtoday.com/blog/7-linux-di…


You know I love you, @thunderbird, but I was certain I had a big, ugly smudge on my monitor for a second there. :blobfoxlaughsweat:

#LossyPNG #OldEyes

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in reply to R. L. Dane

Oh noooooo. If you report this on bugzilla.mozilla.org and shoot me the bug number, I do my best to bump this to the team!

(And trust me, this typist just got her first pair of bifocals. We get the challenges that come with experienced eyes!)

in reply to Thunderbird: Free Your Inbox

I hadn't really thought of it in terms of a *bug*, but you know, it *is* awfully hard to see.
I don't have time right now to grab the nightly and go through the proper bug reporting procedure, but if I get a chance to tomorrow, I'll let you know.

Thanks again! :)




Protecting your critical Amazon EBS volumes using AWS Backup
aws.amazon.com/blogs/storage/p… #aws #blog
#blog #aws


Well, it's been an odd kine of day spent more asleep than awake, but in the times I was awake I reached the end of Downton Abbey. I honestly never wanted it to stop. The end was so beautiful I broke all to bits and cried and wailed in my usual way when something gets me. I could watch the films, but I don't know if I want to. That ending was so nice I might just stay with it.
in reply to Lulu Hartgen

I've only seen the first film but it was very nice to catch up with them all again.

in reply to SuspiciousDuck

@SuspiciousDuck Nooo... Od kdy Mastodon aktivně nabízí další účty ke sledování?

(Nepamatuju si, že jsme to za poslední roky kdy viděl...)

in reply to Stevez

hej presne ja som sa tiež čudoval ale je to asi tou poslednou aktualizáciou čo zmenila aj vzhľad webového rozhrania. Nepáči sa mi to ale asi to prežijem.
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