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#Bot #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Cat #AltText


My #cat has achieved a state of super-positional lounging, by being both on her butt and her back at the same time.
#cat


πŸ₯›Artist: #LizArtBerlin in City: #Hamburg EimsbΓΌtteler Str. 34, (Eindruck), Germany πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2019 - Title: "Catwoman" - #Streetart #Art #Cat #StencilArt #Catwoman #Handcut #Stencil #Classics #Milk #GoodMorning ! β˜•πŸ₯


I joined @anna's painting session. From her reaction I would say she didn't expect it. I am quite proud of my art.
#art #cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon #paint


Just because I'm #Random, please enjoy some #Cat sounds for fun. Please boost for more people to enjoy.
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Today we do #PairProgramming with @stepan.
Did you know there is a #cat command in linux? What stupidity, cats do not obey any commands...


Slow and careful introduction with a new #cat visitor.
#MastodonOfCats


It's a #Cat yall! Meet Friday. He loves soft blankets, he adores any soft things really. This is him in his happiest of happy places.
#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats

My alt text only exists until someone can do it justice, when I will then edit this to make it better.
#AltText #AltTextForMe


This is Lucy. And this is her favorite spot. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Cats #caturday


Last night in the small village we're staying in here in the #uk we went for an epic walk and not only caught a stunning #sunset , the sight of multiple scampering bunnies and small cobbled roads near Tudor houses threatened by rampaging topiary... we also finally got to put eyes on the village legend, Mary, care of the "NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT SERVICE THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH MARY" sign at the local tea shop.

She was standing in a very mossy churchyard complaining to the vicar that the Victoria sponge at the last Women's Institute meeting was dry and demanding the vicar make someone called Linda fix the situation.

Meanwhile, the vicar looked like she wanted to put the Asda shopping bag she was carrying over her head and pretend she wasn't there.

How did we learn this was the true Mary of legend and not an impersonator? Her seven-year-old grandson was pretending to be a part of a holly hedge and earnestly informed us that he loves his gran but that his dad calls her a "mithering pain in the arse." He then showed us a pretty cool trick he can do with his scooter. It was very cool.

We then went home to our temporary housesitting #cat overlords Madame Harriet and Miss Smudge, who informed us loudly that they required their 2nd, 3rd and 4th dinners immediately!

It was truly an eventful and rather delightful little adventure.


What a wonderful night. I ignored all the calling of my humans and stayed outside until early morning. The night is less scary for a city #cat like me as there are fewer bird noises and fewer cars are driving on the nearby road... Well it's just me, a lot of fireflies to catch and also a lot of mice to catch...
Ok, I have to catch up with sleep now...
πŸ±πŸ’€
#cat


My humans thought that I was just a clumsy city #cat. 🐱 To prove that I am a proper predator, I caught a mouse yesterday and brought it alive to the kitchen for them to admire my skills. πŸ―πŸ€ Little did I know that they'd immediately take my trophy and carry it outside! πŸ™€ #SuchWaste #ingratitude


When I am bored, I start to scratch something that my humans don't like to be scratched. A chair upholstery for example. πŸͺ‘ This always brings their attention to me. But they are also angry angry at me. πŸ‘€πŸ˜‘ So I invented the step two. After scratching I start to look cute. πŸ₯Ί This immediately removes all the anger and only human's attention remains.
😺 #Cat #CatLife #LifeHack #CatsOfMastodon


Good morning @stepan. It's almost 11 and there is no food in the bowl.
#cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon
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Pff, they thought these skewers would stop me from lying in this pot?
🐱πŸͺ΄
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #caturday


Yaaaaawn what a week. Time for some rest now! πŸ’€ #cat #catsofmastodon almost #caturday


Stalking my new #pigeon #neighbors. Also making my "would like to hunt" sounds so they better watch out.
πŸ‘€πŸ±πŸ¦
#CatsOfMastodon #cat


My human tenants invented this cutting edge #technology. A bead and a piece of ribbon! Two purrfect toys combined in one supertoy.
Is it legal?
I don't care because I am a #cat. 😻

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