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Tomáš

1 week ago

Tomáš
1 week ago

The Man of MATA pt1

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#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #linux #penguin #mata

Somewhere in a desert...

Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.

Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"

Girl: "mhmhmhm"

Penguin: "What's today?"

Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.

Girl: "History.

Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.

Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."

LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers

"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."

"We ate her last week."

"We ate her last week."

"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"

"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."

"Ugh..."

Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.

Penguin: "I have the best ideas."

Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."

Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"

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Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.

Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."

Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"

Girl: "He's really into it!"

The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.

"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."

"Shut up."

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#linux #comic #OpenBSD #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

1 month ago

Tomáš
1 month ago

quake

#unix_surrealism #comic #mata #ai #quake #gaming

Two MATA_BOTS are on a patrol in the desert. One seems to come across something.

Bot1: "Whatcha got there?"

Bot2: "You're not gonna believe this..."

Bot2 lifts up a QUAKE CD-ROM.

Bot1: "Holy shit!"

Bot2: "We should get the boys together and have a lan party!"

Bot1: "Like in the ancient times!"

From a distance, Girl and FISH are observing the two bots. Girl has a sniper rifle trained at them.

Girl: "Two Mark 4 Mata bots. I have a clear shot, master."

Fish: "Not today you don't."

She does not take the shot.

#gaming #AI #comic #mata #quake #unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

4 months ago

Tomáš
4 months ago

vintage berliner

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #mata

It's a demonic army of semi-sentient Mata bots and burning cities.

Girl is recalling her dream to Puffy.

Girl: "And then the evil robot army laid waste to all that was free."

Puffy: "That was no dream."

Girl is surprised. Puffy begins rummaging through old things.

Puffy: "Here it is."

He recovers very old newspapers.

Puffy: "That really happened."

The paper:

MAY 20**
BERLINER
-
MATA KILLS THE WORLD
...APPARENTLY ON PURPOSE?

#comic #mata #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

7 months ago

Tomáš
7 months ago

interlude

(fishlog: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/… )

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #puffy #girl #mata

A mother holds a baby.

Mother: "I fear for her future."

Father: "She'll grow up to be a fine floppy farmer, I'm sure of it.

Girl stands by a grave.

Tribe Elder: "They are with the machine in the sky now..."

Girl meets Puffy for the first time.

Fish: "ARE YOU A SPY?! How did you find this place?! Who sent-"

Puffy sees the mark of the fish he gave to the tribe.

Fish: "Oh..."

A USB drive containing the last message to Girl from her master falls to the ground amidst ripped orange spikes.

Mage's removed hand in a pool of blood.

Man of MATA: "What you and your whole misbegotten kind fail to realize... We won't stop until you're all gone.

Mage: "Good. The feeling's mutual.

Update

Girl recovers a usb drive

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#OpenBSD #mata #unix_surrealism #technomage #puffy #girl

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Tomáš

9 months ago

Tomáš
9 months ago

tales from the front

#unix_surrealism #mata #comic #foss

A Foss-War veteran remembers:

Narration: "Would you even believe me, if I told you, all of us thought we were on the right side of history back then?"

...

Two human MATA soldiers and two MATA_Bots rest around their MATA_Panzer in a destroyed city. Their commander addresses them.

Commander: "Boys... We'll be spending the holidays together after all..."

One of the Bots: "Fscking typical..."

Commander: "We're to rendezvous with the heavy bot division and join the assault on Fosstown."

#foss #comic #mata #unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

9 months ago

Tomáš
9 months ago

ultraviolence

#unix_surrealism #cirno #glenda #9front #comic #mata

sometime during the corpo-foss war:

Cirno looks up from behind rubble of a ruined city. She notices three weaponized MATA_Bots searching the ruins.

Bot_one: "I can't believe we're out here hunting a rabbit..."

Bot_two: "Hush!"

Cirno checks her ammo. Last magazine. She reloads.

She looks to her side. Glenda, wearing a military helmet sits by patiently, holding a pistol.

Cirno: "Ready?"

#comic #9front #mata #unix_surrealism #glenda #cirno

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Tomáš

9 months ago

Tomáš
9 months ago

New MATA_MAID limited model!

There's AI in MAID.

#unix_surrealism #comic #mata #penguin #ai #foss #linux #jpg

Penguin and her child walk past a billboard. The child has its eyes closed. The mother is guiding it.

The billboard features:

NEW MATA MAID
(powered by MATA_AI)
LIMITED L-N MODEL!

ON SALE NOW!

It features a pink skinned semi-sentient ai companion in fishnet stockings, high heels and a hat.

Penguin child: "Mom, can I open my eyes now?"

Penguin mother: "Not until we get home. We're playing a game, remember?"

#linux #foss #AI #comic #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #jpg

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Tomáš

11 months ago

Tomáš
11 months ago

Escape from Metacity

#unix_surrealism #mata

MATA_Mercenary junior leads a group of children, daemons and machines outside of Matacity.

#mata #unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

The Killers of Liberated Machines

#unix_surrealism #technomage #mata

A MATA mercenary holds up a Pentium-M Man under gunpoint.

His radio is going crazy: "JUNIOR! WHATS THE SITUATION."

Robed Pentium-M-Man: "The fact you haven't just barged in here and opened fire tells me you recognize the divinity in the circuitry."

*BLAM"

The Mercenary's head is shot through.

Mage, dressed in MATA overalls, holding a pistol, consoles the robed Pentium Man.

Mage: "Not to burst your bubble, Pentium-Man, but they're purposefully stalling so they can get you alive."

#mata #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

bad boys

#unix_surrealism #mata #comic #piracy

Two fully sentient MetaCity Police Department mercenaries are hanging about the corporate city. One is visibly depressed.

His superior asks: "You okay, junior?"

Junior: "My MATAFLIX subscription price went up again... the hacker hideout we raided last week, destroying all the drives with pirated media? They had shows you can't even watch on MATAFLIX anymore..."

Superior: "Look, kid... I like you, but you're on a fast track to being replaced by a semi-sentient bot cop."

#comic #mata #unix_surrealism #piracy

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

MATAMATE, the first wearable semi-sentient companion from MATA!

#unix_surrealism #mata #penguin #linux #ai #friend #comic #mastoart #fediart #foss

Penguin mom and child walk home from a grocery store through the streets of Metacity. They come across a billboard advertising the latest MATA TECH;

MATA MATE, a wearable necklace AI companion!

Penguin child looks at the billboard and points, suggesting to mom to buy it.

Child: "Mom?"

Mom: "No!"

#linux #foss #AI #comic #mastoart #fediart #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #friend

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

Mint Green Line

#unix_surrealism #ai #mata #comic #foss #fediart #mastoart

Undisclosed location, MATALABS.

MATACORP General addresses a large number of freshly booted MATA_BOTS.

General: "Gentlemen... Congratulations! You are the first batch of semi-sentient MATA_BOTS to see real combat against the hacker scourge..."

One of the bots whispers to themself: "Semi?"

Another one grabs them by the shoulder: "Meaning you get patched out if you disobey."

#foss #AI #comic #mastoart #fediart #mata #unix_surrealism

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brabitom

2 years ago

brabitom
2 years ago

Na takový pařák, jako je dnes, to chce osvěžující drink. 🍹

#voda #led #citron #meduňka #máta #nonalcoholic #nonalcoholicdrinks #water #ice #lemon #LemonBalm #mint

#mint #led #citron #medunka #mata #nonalcoholic #nonalcoholicdrinks #water #ice #lemon #LemonBalm #voda

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