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IEEE Spectrum: What It Takes To Let People Play With the Past spectrum.ieee.org/vintage-tech #vintagecomputing #computers #technology



MySQL 9.1: New Features, Deprecations, and Important Updates linuxtoday.com/blog/mysql-9-1-…


I think there should be a moritorium on restaurants calling burgers The Fat Boy. I mean, if anyone ever tried coming up with a Fat Girl burger, they'd be put out of business really fast.
in reply to Bruce Toews

Those are a specifically Manitoba thing I think. Haven’t had one of those in a long time.
in reply to Bruce Toews

They do. That originated in Manitoba though, and I don’t think they are in many places outside of Manitoba. I think it’s fairly specific ingredients for those. They are awesome.



I think I need an ascii version of the "draw the rest of the owl" so I can paste that in as a comment when i get bored of writing comments half-way through a function.
in reply to Josh Simmons

Just so you know, ASCII art, particularly multi-line ASCII art, is very annoying to blind people using screen readers.
in reply to Matt Campbell

alas there's not really much to be done about that short of making less useless screen readers. aside from the generally more silly problem of actual images, ascii graphs and diagrams are genuinely useful in comments.
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Ok, as promised here's Wordpress, very lightly modified to use SQLite as a backing store instead of MySQL.

You don't need to stand up a database, run a big machine or really much of anything, this is perfectly happy on the smallest VM you can find.

github.com/mhoye/pressonward/

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in reply to simplycorbett

We are planning to have an iOS app, but haven't begun actively planning. We'll have lots of opportunity for testing and feedback once that happens.



What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?

Erasers.




The doctor said my sugar was too high so when I got home I moved it to a lower shelf.


Sad to report that the Jelly Max will not run Eloquence. If I go to the app in my purchase history, I'm told it's not compatible with my device. If I try to install the APK directly, I just get a generic installation error. Presumably this phone just doesn't run 32-bit anything. CodeFactory also never fails to astound me with their half-assed design. I restored the backup from my Google Pixel where Vocalizer is set as the default engine, and it caused my Jelly Max to lose speech entirely. I had to call Aira and have them tell me when I was on text-to-speech settings so I could switch back to Google TTS. I still can't get SmartVoice to work, so I either put up with CodeFactory's unapologetic shittiness or learn to love Google TTS or some other nonstandard synth. Perhaps I should just get used to Google. It would uncomplicate my life a lot.
in reply to simon.old

That's interesting. vocaliser should fall back to google tts if no voices are available.
in reply to aaron

@fireborn It should, but it didn't this time, for whatever reason. Luckily I'm familiar enough with Android that I really just needed Aira to confirm which item Talkback was focused on, and I have a gesture for screen curtain. Otherwise, it was a brand new phone, no USB debugging, so I guess I'd have to plug in a keyboard and turn off Talkback or something. Super annoying either way.


Microsoft blocked your Windows 11 upgrade? This trusty tool can fix that zdnet.com/article/microsoft-bl…


So this is a thing now. Adventures in Senior Dog Ownership. 🙄 The Old Pug is super weird about mealtimes now.
She's ravenous.
Then she won't eat.
Then she tries to eat the Retriever's food. Now she will only eat her breakfast when it's next to the Retriever. Not her dinner though. She wants her dinner other side of the kitchen next to the water dish. Ah well. Whatever makes the old gal happy. 😄
#Pug #Pugs
#DogsOfMastodon


Is dragonscave shutting down, or not? I'm not really wanting to switch instances if I don't need to.


Installing and Using Curl on Linux Like a Pro lxer.com/module/newswire/ext_l…



You know I love you, @thunderbird, but I was certain I had a big, ugly smudge on my monitor for a second there. :blobfoxlaughsweat:

#LossyPNG #OldEyes

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in reply to R. L. Dane

Oh noooooo. If you report this on bugzilla.mozilla.org and shoot me the bug number, I do my best to bump this to the team!

(And trust me, this typist just got her first pair of bifocals. We get the challenges that come with experienced eyes!)

in reply to Thunderbird: Free Your Inbox

I hadn't really thought of it in terms of a *bug*, but you know, it *is* awfully hard to see.
I don't have time right now to grab the nightly and go through the proper bug reporting procedure, but if I get a chance to tomorrow, I'll let you know.

Thanks again! :)




Protecting your critical Amazon EBS volumes using AWS Backup
aws.amazon.com/blogs/storage/p… #aws #blog
#blog #aws


Well, it's been an odd kine of day spent more asleep than awake, but in the times I was awake I reached the end of Downton Abbey. I honestly never wanted it to stop. The end was so beautiful I broke all to bits and cried and wailed in my usual way when something gets me. I could watch the films, but I don't know if I want to. That ending was so nice I might just stay with it.
in reply to Lulu Hartgen

I've only seen the first film but it was very nice to catch up with them all again.

in reply to SuspiciousDuck

@SuspiciousDuck Nooo... Od kdy Mastodon aktivně nabízí další účty ke sledování?

(Nepamatuju si, že jsme to za poslední roky kdy viděl...)

in reply to Stevez

hej presne ja som sa tiež čudoval ale je to asi tou poslednou aktualizáciou čo zmenila aj vzhľad webového rozhrania. Nepáči sa mi to ale asi to prežijem.
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Wow! I'm making #Bandwagon -- an open source, community-focused alternative to #Bandcamp that anyone can self-host.

As of this morning, there are 99 #Musicians and #Bands who have set up #Fediverse profiles on bandwagon.fm -- and half of those already indexable on search engines.

So I'm humbled by the number of people who are giving it a go. There's obviously lots of people out there looking for something new.

I promise to do my best to give y'all the tools you deserve.

reshared this

in reply to Erion

@erion

Really? It runs on a Rasberry Pi??Thats awesome. You made my day!

If you’re self-hosting, lots of things are changing rapidly with Bandwagon, so we should connect somewhere (email, Mastodon, GitHub) so I can make sure I don’t break your site.

in reply to Ben Pate 🤘🏻

Thank you very much for the offer. At the moment there are a few missing things, such as embeddable tracks or possibly some sort of payment processor support, so I'm holding off on hosting it in production for now, but I'm definitely keeping an eye on how things will end up. Even without Fedi support, there is nothing out there which is as simple to set up and use as Bandwagon, so that's a plus as well.

I also really like the way Emissary works, it's quite inspiring and refreshing to see high quality software being contributed back to the open source community.



Idem domov. Veľmi som chcel byť dnes nepríjemný ale vôbec mi to nešlo, ráno si hovorím nepotrebujem ani zarobiť len nech to rýchlo ubehne. Nebol som ani nepríjemný, zarobil som a ubehlo to rýchlo. Divne mi ne stále.
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I got a call from a consumer who is looking for a digital recorder where she can make a recording, save it and then add to it later. Does the Micro Speak do this? If not, are there any digital recorders that can do this? I don't think she's very tech-savvy so it should be simple and intuitive to use, withh accessible documentation. If the Micro Speak could do this it would likely be perfect for her.
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in reply to Kelly Wickham

@kjw810 Kelly, I can't thank you enough for this information as I've never heard of this product until you mentioned it. I did some research and I see that Independent Living Aids sells it for $219.00. I called the consumer and gave her their contact info as well as the name of the recorder. Again, thank you so much. She is quite happy and it's because of you that she's feeling encouraged.


Matrix 1.12, performance improvements for sliding sync, the birth of gomuks web. That and much more happened This Week in Matrix!

matrix.org/blog/2024/10/18/thi…


in reply to Merlin.2160p.BDRip.x265.10bit

I'm sorry, but the the two images on that page don't have useful alt text, so I don't know what they are.


Turn your camera off. Randomly start screaming things like "fuck off", "leave me alone" or just screaming in pain in the middle of the meeting. When there's an awkward silence, be like "Oh sorry I thought I was muted. I was talking to my cat."
in reply to Dave Mac Farlane

because with the camera on they would have probably seen cat butt.
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On this day (or near it) in 2015, I joined the Mozilla project by starting work as a full-time employee of Mozilla Corporation. I’m two hardware refreshes in (I was bad for doing them on time, leaving my 2017 refresh until 2018 and my 2020 refresh until 2022! (though, admittedly, the 2020 refresh was actually pushed to the end of 2021 by a policy change in early 2020 moving from 2-year to 3-year refreshes)) and facing a third in February. Organizationally, I’m three CEOs and sixty reorgs in.

I’m still working on Data, same as last year. And I’m still trying to move Firefox Desktop to use solely Glean for its data collection system. Some of my predictions from last year’s moziversary post came true: I continued working on client code in Firefox Desktop, I hardly blogged at all, we continue to support collections in all of Legacy Telemetry’s systems (though we’ve excitingly just removed some big APIs), Glean has continued to gain ground in Firefox Desktop (we’re up to 4134 metrics at time of writing), and “FOG Migration” has continued to not happen (I suppose it was one missed prediction that top-down guidance would change — it hasn’t, but interpretations of it sure have), and I’m publishing this moziversary blog post a little ahead of my moziversary instead of after it.

My biggest missed prediction was “We will quietly stop talking about AI so much, in the same way most firms have stopped talking about Web3 this year”. Mozilla, both Corporation and Foundation, seem unable to stop talking about AI (a phrase here meaning “large generative models built on extractive data mining which use chatbot UI”). Which, I mean, fair: it’s consuming basically all the oxygen and money in the industry at the moment. We have to have a position on it, and it’s appropriating “Open” language that Mozilla has a vested interest in protecting (though you’d be excused for forgetting that given how little we’ve tried to work with the FSF and assorted other orgs trying to shepherd the ideas and values of Open Source in the recent past). But we’ve for some reason been building products around these chatbots without interrogating whether that’s a good thing.

And you’d think with all our worry about what a definition of Open Source might mean, we’d make certain to only release products that are Open Source. But no.

I understand why we’re diving into products and trying to release innovative things in product shape… but Mozilla is famously terrible at building products. We’re okay at building services (I’m a fan of both Monitor and Relay). But where we seem to truly excel is in building platforms and infrastructure.

We build Firefox, the only independent browser, a train that runs on the rails of the Web. We build Common Voice, a community and platform for getting underserved languages (where which languages are used is determined by the community) the support they need. We built Rust, a memory-safe systems language that is now succeeding without Mozilla’s help. We built Hubs, a platform for bringing people together in virtual space with nothing but a web browser.

We’re just so much better at platforms and infrastructure. Why we don’t lean more into that, I don’t know.

Well, I _do_ know. Or I can guess. Our golden goose might be cooked.

How can Mozilla make money if our search deal becomes illegal? Maintaining a browser is expensive. Hosting services is expensive. Keeping the tech giants on their toes and compelling them to be better is expensive. We need money, and we’ve learned that there is no world where donations will be enough to fund even just the necessary work let alone any innovations we might try.

How do you monetize a platform? How do you monetize infrastructure?

Governments do it through taxation and funding. But Mozilla Corporation isn’t a government agency. It’s a conventional Silicon Valley private capital corporation (its relationship to Mozilla Foundation is unconventional, true, but I argue that’s irrelevant to how MoCo organizes itself these days). And the only process by which Silicon Valley seems to understand how to extract money to pay off their venture capitalists is products and consumers.

Now, Mozilla Corporation doesn’t have venture capital. You can read in the State of Mozilla that we operate at a profit each and every year with net assets valued at over a billion USD. But the environment in which MoCo operates — the place from which we hire our C-Suite, the place where the people writing the checks live — is saturated in venture capital and the ways of thinking it encourages.

This means Mozilla Corporation acts like its Bay Area peers, even though it’s special. Even though it doesn’t have to.

This means it does layoffs even when it doesn’t need to. Even when there’s no shareholders or fund managers to impress.

This means it increasingly speaks in terms of products and customers instead of projects and users.

This means it quickly loses sight of anything specifically Mozilla-ish about Mozilla (like the community that underpins specific systems crucial to us continuing to exist (support and l10n for two examples) as well as the general systems of word-of-mouth and keeping Mozilla and Firefox relevant enough that tech press keep writing about us and grandpas keep installing us) because it doesn’t fit the patterns of thought that developed while directing leveraged capital.

(( Which I don’t like, if my tone isn’t coming across clearly enough for you to have guessed. ))

Okay, that’s more than enough editorial for a Moziversary post. Let’s get to the predictions for the next year:

  • I still won’t blog as much as I’d like,
  • “FOG Migration” might actually happen! We’ve finally managed to convince Firefox folks just how great Glean is and they might actually commit official resources! I predict that we’re still sending Legacy Telemetry by the end of next year, but only bits and pieces. A weak shadow of what we send today.
  • There’ll be an All Hands, but depending on the result of the US federal election in November I might not attend because its location has been announced as Washington DC and I don’t know if the United States will be in a state next year to be trusted to keep me safe,
  • We will stop putting AI in everything and hoping to accidentally make a product that’ll somehow make money and instead focus on finding problems Mozilla can solve and only then interrogating whether AI will help
  • The search for the new CEO will not have completed by next October so I’ll still be three CEOs in, instead of four
  • I will execute on my hardware refresh on time this February, and maybe also get a new monitor so I’m not using my personal one for work.

Let’s see how it goes! Til next time.

:chutten

chuttenblog.wordpress.com/2024…

#anniversary #mozilla #thisWouldBeThePotteryOrCopperAnniversaryIfThisWasAMarriage #work #yearOfGleanOnTheDesktop

in reply to chuttenblog

between late 2011 and late 2015 I had only two different laptops. Was not even a refresh, it was a failure. I think we got 4 CEO in that time period.


Is beige.party really gonna shut down? how long do I have to find another instance/
in reply to J🎃

It's a dumb substitution, which gets put as your instance name when your instance fetches it. It's a really stupid joke...


Ugh I don't wanna move instances again ;(


TFW you take a nap, but can't fully fall asleep, and your brain produces the root cause of a bug you just wrote a test for yesterday.



It’s horrifying that this even needs to be said. Of course this is why it was published anonymously. If you don’t know that by now… jhfc.
mastodon.social/@report_press/…




when i’m hanging out with non-devs and they have computer problems, i can usually score a laugh by saying “ah, yeah, as a programmer, that’s my bad”

but inside, i yearn for the butlerian jihad



A lot of comedians are really smart. Not just quick witted. Smart as in, they read things, they know things, and they understand things. They keep the mask up though, because it's not as entertaining to know things.🤷🏿‍♂️

Sometimes they let the mask slip though. Here's Roy Wood jr, temporarily letting it slip that he knows things about hurricanes.

tiktok.com/@hignfyus/video/742…