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The only difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac is a comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
The Boeing CEO has resigned
Apparently they showed him the door, and having taken one look at it he decided he didn't want to stay on board.
Interviewer: can you explain all this space on your resume?
Applicant: well, isn’t this NASA?
Content warning: What’s the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate orgy?
Content warning: I'm getting a little tired of the method I use to connect to the Fediverse.
Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.