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Tomáš

1 week ago

Tomáš
1 week ago

The Man of MATA pt1

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#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #linux #penguin #mata

Somewhere in a desert...

Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.

Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"

Girl: "mhmhmhm"

Penguin: "What's today?"

Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.

Girl: "History.

Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.

Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."

LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers

"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."

"We ate her last week."

"We ate her last week."

"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"

"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."

"Ugh..."

Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.

Penguin: "I have the best ideas."

Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."

Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"

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Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.

Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."

Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"

Girl: "He's really into it!"

The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.

"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."

"Shut up."

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#linux #comic #OpenBSD #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage

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penguin42

4 months ago

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4 months ago

Penguins to the rescue; Penguin poo->ammonia->cloud seeding

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nature.com/articles/s43247-025…

#penguin #science

Penguin guano is an important source of climate-relevant aerosol particles in Antarctica - Communications Earth & Environment

Penguin colonies emit gaseous ammonia that enhances new particle formation processes in Antarctica, according to online observations of gaseous ammonia and aerosol particles from a coastal site in Antarctica.

^Nature

#science #penguin

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Tomáš

5 months ago

Tomáš
5 months ago

mother electricity

#unix_surrealism #fosschild #technomage #penguin #netbsd #daemon #fish #computer #foss

#foss #fish #computer #netbsd #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild #daemon

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Tomáš

7 months ago

Tomáš
7 months ago

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #puffy #penguin #linux #comic

Girl, Penguin and Puffy are gutting a MATA_Man's skull.

Girl: "Is it just me, or is all of this really tiresome?"

Puffy: "It's not just you."

#linux #comic #OpenBSD #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #puffy

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Tomáš

8 months ago

Tomáš
8 months ago

The Last Student; so now you know

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #comic #penguin

CORPO-FOSS War.

King's Hold.

Last Student and Puffy at MATA Mainframe.

Puffy: "I did the math, boy! If you put the plug in, the 'wellington will fry your brain!"

Last Student: "I did too, master. It's the only way. There is no time."

...

The Arch_Company is getting killed off buying the mages time.

Sarge: "Mages! If you're gonna do it, do it fast!"

Archibald catches a bullet to the brain.

Last Student: "You always said I was destined to do great things."

Puffy: "Not like this..."

Girl and Puffy traverse the desert after recovering the OpenWellington brainbus from the skull of the Last Student.

Puffy: "He used the OpenWellington to overload the entire MATA network, giving every bot about 3 minutes of unrestricted sentience. Just enough for MATA to sue for `peace'.

...That thing you're holding is how I killed my last student. Now you know. And now it's yours."

#comic #OpenBSD #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

8 months ago

Tomáš
8 months ago

9 like 9

#9front #comic #linux #penguin

Penguin mom and her penguin child come across start9 linux.

Child: "Mama?"

Mom: "No, we have 9 at home."

*9 at home*

It's an old crt with `don't touch the artwork poster' in the background. The screen shows nothing but the gray background of rio and the 9 mouse cursor.

Penguin child is ecstatic: "Sweet!"

Penguin mom is happy.

#linux #comic #9front #penguin

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Tomáš

9 months ago

Tomáš
9 months ago

New MATA_MAID limited model!

There's AI in MAID.

#unix_surrealism #comic #mata #penguin #ai #foss #linux #jpg

Penguin and her child walk past a billboard. The child has its eyes closed. The mother is guiding it.

The billboard features:

NEW MATA MAID
(powered by MATA_AI)
LIMITED L-N MODEL!

ON SALE NOW!

It features a pink skinned semi-sentient ai companion in fishnet stockings, high heels and a hat.

Penguin child: "Mom, can I open my eyes now?"

Penguin mother: "Not until we get home. We're playing a game, remember?"

#linux #foss #AI #comic #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #jpg

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

the hacker march

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #linux #9front #penguin #comic #fediart #mastoart #foss

Puffy, Penguin, Girl and Glenda walk through the desert at night.

Puffy: "...the war goes on."

#linux #foss #comic #OpenBSD #mastoart #9front #fediart #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

the search for the fish pt 343

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #comic #penguin #linux #runbsd #foss

Girl rests on a rock. A family of wandering penguins walk by, carrying scavenged machines.

Girl shows them a picture of a spiky circle.

#linux #foss #comic #OpenBSD #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #runbsd

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

MATAMATE, the first wearable semi-sentient companion from MATA!

#unix_surrealism #mata #penguin #linux #ai #friend #comic #mastoart #fediart #foss

Penguin mom and child walk home from a grocery store through the streets of Metacity. They come across a billboard advertising the latest MATA TECH;

MATA MATE, a wearable necklace AI companion!

Penguin child looks at the billboard and points, suggesting to mom to buy it.

Child: "Mom?"

Mom: "No!"

#linux #foss #AI #comic #mastoart #fediart #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #friend

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

The Magic Package

Girl and #OpenBlade explore an abandoned FOSS Repository. OpenBlade can't hold back.

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic #mastoart #fediart #penguin #foss

Girl and OpenBlade are exploring an abandoned FOSS repository. Numerous empty shelves run in all directions.

OpenBlade asks: "Did I ever tell you my 'Grassy Knoll Theory'?"

Girl: "Twice a week."

(OpenBlade associated the word repository with the famous assassination of the antique USA president JFK. The Grassy Knoll is a reference to one of many conspiracy theories surrounding the event.)

#foss #comic #mastoart #fediart #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #openblade

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

Fosschild and Penguin meet strange creatures.

#uxn #varvara #fosschild #penguin #unix_surrealism #comic

Fosschild and Penguin meet a large fluffy hoofed spirit and and a small insect creature riding on top of it.

Their gazes meet.

Penguin begins to consult the Book of the Clown.

Fosschild: "Anything?"

Penguin: "Smol machine sprites. Usually friendly. Vegan."

#comic #uxn #penguin #unix_surrealism #fosschild #varvara

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

Apocalypse

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic #glenda #openbsd #cirno #9front #fediart #mastoart #penguin #counter #crowdstrike

Girl, Puffy, Cirno, Glenda and Penguin gather around a computer case. There are strange green minerals growing inside it.

Puffy cracks away one of the crystals and looks at it.

Puffy: "I left it running overnight... It grew these mint green crystals and BSOD'd."

#comic #OpenBSD #mastoart #9front #fediart #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #glenda #crowdstrike #counter #cirno

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

"about the impertinence of good software"

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #fvwm #9front #penguin

Puffy presents a working OpenBSD installation on a severed and split-in-half Mata_bot head.

#OpenBSD #9front #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #fvwm

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

flashback special

#arch_company #unix_surrealism #technomage #penguin

Penguin is telling Girl a story from the Corpo-Foss war.

---

Arch_Company is walking through the Acidic Jungle, when they come upon a different penguin squad - massacred by MATA. There are penguin heads and skulls impaled on poles and bodies hanging from the trees.

Purple: "...by Tux..."

Archibald: "Sarge?"

Sarge: "Nothing we can do for them now. Keep moving."

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Penguin: "...that was it for our reinforcements. MATA got to them first..."

Girl: "Then what?!"

#penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #arch_company

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

'The entirety of human knowledge contained within a single fully-sentient AI: #openblade '

#technomage #unix_surrealism #penguin #comic #mastoart #fediart #flatearth #ai

Girl and Penguin are questing in the desert. Unmuted OpenBlade weighs in to educate the party.

OpenBlade: "...it's not like you can _see_ the curvature... all just ancient propaganda to hide the fact that Germany won World War 2... Anyway, do you know what a vaccine is?"

Girl flashbacks to her birthday - receiving OpenBlade as a gift from Puffy.

Puffy: "Happy Birthday. Oh and, don't turn the sound on."

#AI #comic #mastoart #fediart #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #flatearth #openblade

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

MATAsaurus

#unix_surrealism #technomage #runbsd #openbsd #penguin #linux #comic

#linux #comic #OpenBSD #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #runbsd

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

pawn shop

#unix_surrealism #technomage #penguin #linux #openbsd #runbsd #9front #plan9 #glenda #comic #fediart #mastoart #foss #art

It's Deb's Antiques. Lot of shelves with both useful and obscure stuff. Dead bugs, Parentheses, Boxes, ZX Spectrums, Compilers, CRT monitors...

Deb stands by its desk, looking at a list of things Puffy needs. There's a box with a rabbit inside.

Deb: "Mh... Let's check in the back..."

Puffy to Girl: "Wait here. Don't touch anything."

Girl shrugs.

She eyes the shelves. Purple Cassettes... Broken Glass... DANGEROUS?!

She reaches into the shelf and pulls out a green floppy with a 9 sticker.

The floppy is labeled:

"DO NOT INSTALL"

Girl: "Cool!"

#linux #foss #art #comic #OpenBSD #mastoart #Plan9 #9front #fediart #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #runbsd #glenda

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Tomáš

1 year ago

Tomáš
1 year ago

happy birthday, #netbsd

#technomage #unix_surrealism #penguin @netbsd

A traveling Daemons approaches Girl with a plush Puffy and Penguin playing in the desert and hands them an orange flag.

Girl is cautious.

#netbsd #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage @NetBSD Foundation 🚩

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