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If we all do one random act of kindness daily, we just might set the world in the right direction.
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How to have a #Thanksgiving war*:
Suggest everybody go out for a meal to save labor and time.
Decline to bring the traditional green bean casserole.
Worse: try to make the green bean casserole "healthier".
Put marshmallows in the sweet potato dish.
Forget the olives on the crudité plate.
Try to make it all a "healthy" meal instead.
Decline to bring anything but a fresh green salad, then get mad when nobody but you eats it.
Order Indian food a day ahead -- which your nephew requested, but your mother hates.
Refuse to cook, but insist on gathering anyway, forcing other people to bring everything.
Drink too much wine, way too early.
Insist that everyone watch a Hallmark movie instead of the football game.
Go out foraging in the park for the centerpiece, but don't come back for three hours.
Burn the rolls.
Put margarine on the table instead of butter.
Neglect to start thawing out the turkey two days ahead of time.
Time the cooking of the dishes inconsistently so the kitchen gets jammed up.
Roast a chicken instead of a turkey.
Even worse, offer only tofurkey.
Bring up the fact that it's a colonizer holiday that we should not be celebrating at all.
Lay on the couch watching a football game on your phone rather than helping with the dishes.
Let everybody know you're gluten-free, vegan, or kosher, or some combination of or all of the above.
Ghost your family and stay home under the covers with your phone off.
*based on true family stories! I hate this holiday. 😞
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Hello Tooters!
I was hoping for some help during my transition from the bird place. Having left that dumpster fire behind and found a very welcoming community here, there's really only one thing I'm missing so far, real-time news feeds.
Is there a tip or trick anyone can share to help increase the stream of information I see?
As a reward, here's a puppy. If you can find him, he's yours.
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