I haven't seen this copypasta on fedi yet. tbh it sounds like if he was in school this century he'd have been a school shooter, yikes
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I live in Minneapolis but grew up in the quiet mountain town of Boone, NC, with a pathetic squat toad named Gregory Bovino. He’s grown up to be the pathetic Nazi toad in charge of ICE, and has come to my beautiful city to terrorize, torture, and murder my friends and neighbors. He is personally going door to door, so here’s some background on him and some things you can say if you see him to get under his skin.
His father used to run a bar called The Library Club in neighboring Blowing Rock. While driving drunk one night, his dad hit and killed a woman with his car. The ensuing financial problems forced him to sell his bar and ultimately caused his parents’ divorce. Greg will be sensitive about that so be sure to name drop “The Library Club.”
“You're the reason your dad got loaded and killed JANIE MAE MITCHELL with his car, resulting in your parent’s divorce. You're the reason they split up!”
"Your history teacher, GI Jones, thinks you're a pathetic Nazi punk. No wonder you failed all his classes!”
“Remember when Mast General Store banned you for sniffing shoes after people tried them on?”
"Remember when Mr. Combs found you jerking off in the Watauga High bathroom?”
"Remember eating the Pioneer wrestling team's soggy biscuit? Is it gay to eat semen off a Bojangles biscuit or was that just an 80s thing?"
"Remember when your swimsuit fell off at Trash Can falls and everyone laughed at your micro penis?”
“Does your democrat Mom say she’s ashamed of or just disappointed in you at Thanksgiving?”
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