For those new Fedizens arriving from #Bluesky, here’s a little introduction to our lord and saviour, John Mastodon.
And remember to always, and I mean always, add #AltText to your images!
John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis[@Onj])
~ Dgar
“When the darkness fell on blue
In the year of twenty-two
The chanting started to ring true
The call went out to me and you
Join Mastodon
Join Mastodon
How could they have ever known
Their words were forming sacred tones
The ancient forces in the stone
The summoning of flesh and bone
John Mastodon
John Mastodon
John Mastodon, they love their mum
They have alt-text written on
The tattoo on their arm
Of a hairy pachyderm
John Mastodon
John Mastodon
Join Mastodon x8
The chants grew loud as we watched on
The coming of the chosen one
They emerged triumphant from
The ancient portal of Gargron
John Mastodon
John Mastodon
Linking people across the earth
They lead them to the Fediverse
Their admin army show their worth
Shouting loudly in their mirth
Join Mastodon
Join Mastodon
John Mastodon, they’re the one
Who takes the corporate socials on
They give their code to everyone
For every platform you might run
John Mastodon
Join Mastodon
Join Mastodon x8
Sweating blood and guts and tears
And fighting bots and billionaires
An artist and engineer
With indie songs in his ears
John Mastodon
John Mastodon
Ditch the birds and book of faces
Leave behind the corporations.
Tooting old computer cases
Open source on all our bases
Join Mastodon
Join Mastodon
John Mastodon knows all the tricks
Of every distro of Linux
They stay engaged in politics
They fought an army of Fediverse chicks
John Mastodon
John Mastodon”
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Winter blue tardis
in reply to Florian • • •Kara Goldfinch
in reply to Florian • • •Jamie Teh
in reply to Kara Goldfinch • • •Kara Goldfinch
in reply to Jamie Teh • • •Andre Louis
in reply to Jamie Teh • • •Florian
in reply to Andre Louis • • •See also, why are subscribing and pressing the notification bell two different actions anyway :P
Andre Louis
in reply to Florian • • •Andre Louis
in reply to Florian • • •I said weeks ago on here that my algorithm on youtube is so extremely finely dialed in, that 95% of the next videos that come up are things I would choose to watch. That is because I press Like on so, so many videos. It genuinely does matter.
Florian
in reply to Andre Louis • • •Andre Louis
in reply to Florian • • •Florian
in reply to Andre Louis • • •I forget, is there a hotkey to like videos? On SPotify I've grown fast friend with shift+alt+b :)
Andre Louis
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in reply to Andre Louis • • •Keri Svendsen
in reply to Andre Louis • • •Andre Louis
in reply to Florian • • •My NI video which is now out of date called 'What to install first' has 58K views, 607 likes.
My 'how to format your drive as APFS' has 44K views but 638 likes.
A slightly higher like-to-watch ratio, so that tells me that I must have gotten something correct with that.
It isn't just inane bullshit, you see?
Knowing that, it can help me to decide that hey, this kind of tutorial thing was worth it, should do more.
If it had that many views and only say 15 likes, I'd be more concerned.
Florian
in reply to Andre Louis • • •Andre Louis
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